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Re: Rules of the gutter part 2
Posted by: Jen (---.sympatico.ca)
Date: August 05, 2003 03:53AM

Rule: GMTA - EUIG. Great minds think alike - end up in gutter.

Fellow gutterites, let us never forget this axiom. Thanks to AAC.

Re: Rules of the gutter part 2
Posted by: Anonymous User (---.dalect01.va.comcast.net)
Date: August 05, 2003 05:15AM

Rule whatever we're at now: He/She who smel't it is he/she who dealt it!

Re: Rules of the gutter part 2
Posted by: Tracy (---.hyperion.com)
Date: August 13, 2003 08:59PM

New Rule: helmet and flak jacket will be provided to all newcomers as protection against flying comments between PSD and Kaz.

Re: Rules of the gutter part 2
Posted by: Sarah B (---.cable.ubr06.dudl.blueyonder.co.uk)
Date: August 13, 2003 09:02PM

Bravo!



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There's a hole in my creativity bucket and it's all leaked out.

Re: Rules of the gutter part 2
Posted by: Tracy (---.hyperion.com)
Date: August 13, 2003 09:05PM

Thank you Thank you

Please leave all gifts and cash at the door on your way out.

Re: Rules of the gutter part 2
Posted by: kaz (139.134.57.---)
Date: August 14, 2003 12:38AM

We can use bazookas so those helmets and flak jackets will be all for nought!


Re: Rules of the gutter part 2
Posted by: poetscientistdrinker (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: August 14, 2003 12:40AM

I don't want to see Kaz's bazookas... Let me make that perfectly clear.

On a related topic I've just seen the headline 'British man tries to smuggle missile through customs'. Imagine the scene at customs as he goes through the scanner...

"Is that a surface to air missile in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me, sir?"



Post Edited (08-14-03 02:01)

PSD

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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.

Re: Rules of the gutter part 2
Posted by: kaz (139.134.57.---)
Date: August 14, 2003 01:00AM

ROFL!!!!!

My bazookas are very attractive, PSD, but I only share them with Hubby.


Re: Rules of the gutter part 2
Posted by: Tracy (---.dyn.optonline.net)
Date: August 14, 2003 04:28AM

New Rule: For the safety of all gutter dwellers, Kaz and PSD have been relegated to the sewer if they can't play nice together.

Re: Rules of the gutter part 2
Posted by: Nicky (---.n-atpop03.stsn.com)
Date: August 14, 2003 04:31AM

AND TAKE THOSE WRETCHED CATS WITH YOU!

Sarah, Klinsmann has overstayed his welcome. I said once.


Re: Rules of the gutter part 2
Posted by: Sarah (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: August 14, 2003 11:49AM

Sorry! Someone else encouraged him by suggesting he should be a mascot. It is very dangerous to encourage that cat.

Klinsmann, come out of that gutter right now or I'll take you back in time and make sure you never went near it in the first place!



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That which does not kill us makes us stranger.
(Llewelyn the dragon, Ozy and Millie)

Sarah

Re: Rules of the gutter part 2
Posted by: Jen (---.storm.ca)
Date: August 14, 2003 02:15PM

That someone was me Sarah. I like cats. Nicky how about if we just keep him away from you?


Re: Rules of the gutter part 2
Posted by: Tracy (---.hyperion.com)
Date: August 14, 2003 02:18PM

Nicky and I will set up a cat free zone.

Re: Rules of the gutter part 2
Posted by: Nicky (---.n-atpop04.stsn.com)
Date: August 14, 2003 04:07PM

Where the cool kids can hang out...


Re: Rules of the gutter part 2
Posted by: Sarah (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: August 14, 2003 06:16PM

Klinsmann says he's cool.

I say cool people don't sulk in the hall all day and complain that every time they try to take over the world they get washed by their sister.



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That which does not kill us makes us stranger.
(Llewelyn the dragon, Ozy and Millie)

Sarah

Re: Rules of the gutter part 2
Posted by: Nicky (---.dsl.emhril.ameritech.net)
Date: August 15, 2003 02:19AM

Anyone else around here been washed by their sister?


Re: Rules of the gutter part 2
Posted by: kaz (139.134.57.---)
Date: August 15, 2003 06:12AM

My eldest sister is 8 years older than me and has given me a bath in my by-gone youth, so I can honestly say: YES!


Re: Rules of the gutter part 2
Posted by: Anonymous User (---.dalect01.va.comcast.net)
Date: August 15, 2003 06:18AM

My oldest sister is 18 years older than I am and regularly gave me baths, so I'd also have to answer yes!

Re: Rules of the gutter part 2
Posted by: Simon (---.westsussex.gov.uk)
Date: August 15, 2003 12:17PM

No sisters...

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"God rot Botchkamos Istochnik!"

Re: Rules of the gutter part 2
Posted by: Ptolemy (---.range81-152.btcentralplus.com)
Date: August 15, 2003 12:22PM

I never had a sister so... anyone else with an 18+ year old sister, feel free to point her in my direction at bathtime :-)

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