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So continues the rules for the gutter as the last one went so well, i thought
we'd just keep going.
Rule: Fish jokes and Knock Knock jokes are henceforth prohibited from the gutter.
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Rules of the gutter part 2
Posted by: SLIGHTCAP (---.dalect01.va.comcast.net)
Date: August 03, 2003 11:43PM
So continues the rules for the gutter as the last one went so well, i thought
we'd just keep going.
Rule: Fish jokes and Knock Knock jokes are henceforth prohibited from the gutter.
Re: Rules of the gutter part 2
Posted by: Tracy (---.dyn.optonline.net)
Date: August 04, 2003 12:21AM
Addendum to above rule: Fish puns however are not prohibited from the gutter.
Re: Rules of the gutter part 2
Posted by: Nicky (---.chi.il.dial.anet.com)
Date: August 04, 2003 12:31AM
Did someone say fish? I'm getting hungry.
Re: Rules of the gutter part 2
Posted by: kaz (139.134.58.---)
Date: August 04, 2003 01:29AM
Request to Musical Director: I hereby present the song '10 hand granades' for approval and addition to the Gutter SonBook.
For those not in the know: 10 hand granades sitting on the wall,
10 hand granades sitting on the wall,
If one hand granade should accidently fall
There'd be no more hand granades, no bloody wall.
For those not in the know: 10 hand granades sitting on the wall,
10 hand granades sitting on the wall,
If one hand granade should accidently fall
There'd be no more hand granades, no bloody wall.
Re: Rules of the gutter part 2
Posted by: Anonymous User (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: August 04, 2003 01:40AM
How charming
Re: Rules of the gutter part 2
Posted by: SLIGHTCAP (---.dalect01.va.comcast.net)
Date: August 04, 2003 04:52AM
First of all, Song request has been denied on the grounds that is too
violent. We can't have a gutter if we blow it up.
Second, New rule
Rule: Correct spelling or typing skills is not a requirement for admittance to the gutter. In fact, it is more fun if you myspell a few things. *That's how we got the idea for " I'm a Little Leery Hen" after all *
violent. We can't have a gutter if we blow it up.
Second, New rule
Rule: Correct spelling or typing skills is not a requirement for admittance to the gutter. In fact, it is more fun if you myspell a few things. *That's how we got the idea for " I'm a Little Leery Hen" after all *
Re: Rules of the gutter part 2
Posted by: Nicky (206.166.29.---)
Date: August 04, 2003 03:07PM
Hair, hair, slightcap!
And, since counting is disallowed in the gutter, we will overlook the fact that "I am a Little Leery Hen" now has considerably more than 12 stanzas.
Post Edited (08-04-03 16:10)
And, since counting is disallowed in the gutter, we will overlook the fact that "I am a Little Leery Hen" now has considerably more than 12 stanzas.
Post Edited (08-04-03 16:10)
Re: Rules of the gutter part 2
Posted by: SLIGHTCAP (---.dalect01.va.comcast.net)
Date: August 04, 2003 03:15PM
Well, we were having too much fun with it stop it after twelve. It just wouldn;t have been fair to all the others who didn't get to contribute. :-)
Re: Rules of the gutter part 2
Posted by: SLIGHTCAP (---.dalect01.va.comcast.net)
Date: August 04, 2003 05:56PM
Rule: Tofu is NOT ,under any circumsatnces, allowed in the gutter.
Re: Rules of the gutter part 2
Posted by: Nicky (206.166.29.---)
Date: August 04, 2003 05:58PM
Fine, just for that, I'm going to ban lemonade. SO THERE!
Re: Rules of the gutter part 2
Posted by: SLIGHTCAP (---.dalect01.va.comcast.net)
Date: August 04, 2003 06:00PM
Ummmm. Lemonade with liqour in it is allowed.
SO THERE !!!!!
SO THERE !!!!!
Re: Rules of the gutter part 2
Posted by: Anonymous User (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: August 04, 2003 06:02PM
You could end up with gutter occupation becoming impossible.
Re: Rules of the gutter part 2
Posted by: SLIGHTCAP (---.dalect01.va.comcast.net)
Date: August 04, 2003 06:02PM
Besides, according to rule 27 only IIIIII can ban lemonade. HAH!!!
Re: Rules of the gutter part 2
Posted by: Anonymous User (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: August 04, 2003 06:06PM
And what will you do with yourself if you do so?
Give it all to me?
Give it all to me?
Re: Rules of the gutter part 2
Posted by: SLIGHTCAP (---.dalect01.va.comcast.net)
Date: August 04, 2003 06:06PM
I'll trade you for the marshmallows!!!
Re: Rules of the gutter part 2
Posted by: SLIGHTCAP (---.dalect01.va.comcast.net)
Date: August 04, 2003 06:07PM
Besides. I would NEVER ban lemonade.
Re: Rules of the gutter part 2
Posted by: Anonymous User (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: August 04, 2003 06:11PM
Snore.
Like a mad hatter's tea party, we even had the MedHettar last night. I can be the dormouse now I suppose. Who was Alice?
Like a mad hatter's tea party, we even had the MedHettar last night. I can be the dormouse now I suppose. Who was Alice?
Re: Rules of the gutter part 2
Posted by: poetscientistdrinker (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: August 04, 2003 06:13PM
Alice? Alice? Who the f*** is Alice?
(c/o Roy 'Chubby' Brown and Smokie, novelty hit of the year, 1996)
PSD
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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.
(c/o Roy 'Chubby' Brown and Smokie, novelty hit of the year, 1996)
PSD
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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.
Re: Rules of the gutter part 2
Posted by: Anonymous User (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: August 04, 2003 06:14PM
Oh, PSD was there, several at once in fact. Girls, was HE Alice?
Re: Rules of the gutter part 2
Posted by: SLIGHTCAP (---.dalect01.va.comcast.net)
Date: August 04, 2003 06:16PM
No. But i'd bet money he was hobgoblin harry.
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