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Did you know that......
Posted by: SLIGHTCAP (---.dalect01.va.comcast.net)
Date: August 04, 2003 06:44PM

If you set a clothespin of fire, and then let it burn out, that you can write with the charred ends of the clothespin?

Re: Did you know that......
Posted by: Simon (---.westsussex.gov.uk)
Date: August 04, 2003 06:51PM

Should we gather that you have experimental evidence to support this hypothesis? Does it work for plastic clothes-pins as well as for wooden ones? (Kids, do not try this at home!)

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Re: Did you know that......
Posted by: Nicky (206.166.29.---)
Date: August 04, 2003 06:51PM

My mother always warned us that if you play with fire, you'll wet the bed. Probably has no scientific basis, but something to consider...


Re: Did you know that......
Posted by: SLIGHTCAP (---.dalect01.va.comcast.net)
Date: August 04, 2003 06:53PM

No. plastic clothespins just melt. And I am not experimenting as we speak. Just something I thought of while being bored.
Nicky- I haven't wet the bed in about 22 years and I am certainly not going to start now.



Post Edited (08-04-03 19:56)

Re: Did you know that......
Posted by: Ptolemy (---.range81-152.btcentralplus.com)
Date: August 04, 2003 07:00PM

Being a big fan of the reverse hypothesis I just sat down and split a load of pencils lengthways with a modelling knife and tried to use them to hang out my washing. They actually work! Wow! Unfortunately I've now got pencil lines down either side of me smalls though.

Re: Did you know that......
Posted by: Holly Daze (---.proxy.aol.com)
Date: August 04, 2003 07:08PM

heee heee

Re: Did you know that......
Posted by: SLIGHTCAP (---.dalect01.va.comcast.net)
Date: August 04, 2003 07:09PM

Wow! That's some fast splitting!

Re: Did you know that......
Posted by: Nicky (206.166.29.---)
Date: August 04, 2003 07:11PM

Ptolly, how small are they?

Re: Did you know that......
Posted by: Ptolemy (---.range81-152.btcentralplus.com)
Date: August 04, 2003 07:14PM

Erm, how small are what, Nicky?

Oh right, I see what you mean.

Well, sorta Boxer size, y'know. Not the dog. Or the rebellion.

Hey I suppose you could say my smalls have now been carbonated though! Cool! (the first person to mention snorting those gets a one day suspension from the forum for extreme bad taste however...)

Re: Did you know that......
Posted by: SLIGHTCAP (---.dalect01.va.comcast.net)
Date: August 04, 2003 07:16PM

How do you..... oops nevermind.

Re: Did you know that......
Posted by: Sarah B (---.cable.ubr06.dudl.blueyonder.co.uk)
Date: August 04, 2003 07:58PM

clothespin?

Is this some kind of trans-atlantic misinterpretation?



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Re: Did you know that......
Posted by: Nicky (206.166.29.---)
Date: August 04, 2003 08:01PM

pins, pegs...they're all wooden (or plastic) thingamajigs, aren't they?



Post Edited (08-04-03 21:02)

Re: Did you know that......
Posted by: ilovespike (---.visp.co.nz)
Date: August 04, 2003 08:01PM

I know, at first I had no idea what they were on about! Here it's a [i] clothes peg ['i] .



"What I need is a strong drink and a peer-group." -Ford Prefect

Re: Did you know that......
Posted by: Sarah B (---.cable.ubr06.dudl.blueyonder.co.uk)
Date: August 04, 2003 08:06PM

Oh!

Right. Now it makes sense. Sorta. For a given value of sense.



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Re: Did you know that......
Posted by: poetscientistdrinker (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: August 04, 2003 08:08PM

I had to think twice too....



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Re: Did you know that......
Posted by: SLIGHTCAP (---.dalect01.va.comcast.net)
Date: August 04, 2003 08:09PM

What did you think i meant? Or do i really want to know?

Re: Did you know that......
Posted by: poetscientistdrinker (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: August 04, 2003 08:10PM

Well, no, it's just that clothespegs are useful for pegging things out, rather than stabbing them.



PSD

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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.

Re: Did you know that......
Posted by: Sarah B (---.cable.ubr06.dudl.blueyonder.co.uk)
Date: August 04, 2003 08:11PM

And I can't say I've set fire to many clothespegs either really.



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Re: Did you know that......
Posted by: Tracy (---.hyperion.com)
Date: August 04, 2003 08:16PM

What concerns me even more is that slightcap had the idea in the first place! What were you thinking dear?

Too much untainted lemonade, that's what it is. It's rotting her brain.



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