Posted by:
KT (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
I used to teach in a CofE first (Infant) School. The children said the Lord's prayer every day. One day I actually listened to what they were saying and asked my class what God's name was. They all said "Howard"
They had been saying
"Our Father, Howard in heaven
Howard be thy name"
for years, and nobody had noticed.