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Re: Wasps
Posted by: Sarah B (---.cable.ubr06.dudl.blueyonder.co.uk)
Date: August 09, 2003 08:50PM

They sell a fly gun in the gadget shop that might work, but you'd have to put one person on 'wasp duty'.



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Re: Wasps
Posted by: dante (---.internal.omneuk.com)
Date: August 09, 2003 09:38PM

Hee, cool. I volunteer for fly gun duty.



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Re: Wasps
Posted by: poetscientistdrinker (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: August 10, 2003 12:43AM

Those guns are cool, if inefficient



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Re: Wasps
Posted by: Anonymous User (---.dalect01.va.comcast.net)
Date: August 10, 2003 03:22PM

there are also battery operated fly swatters that shock the offending insect and render it either dead or stunned and easier to kill.

Re: Wasps
Posted by: Skiffle (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: August 10, 2003 03:53PM

No need to use hair-spray to get wasps, which wouldn't be good in a food factory. A good dose of water from a plant spray or a water pistol will clog their wings so they fall and can be squished. This approach can be a bit messy, mind you.

Re: Wasps
Posted by: Anonymous User (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: August 10, 2003 10:27PM

Welcome back, Alison, comment was about the urban myth that the '21' were gnats.


Re: Wasps
Posted by: splat21 (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: August 10, 2003 10:43PM

Aha! Now I understand ;)



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Re: Wasps
Posted by: Sarah (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: August 11, 2003 09:02AM

I've got one of those fly gun things, but it has yet to be tested. The little blighters will insist on landing on windows...



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Re: Wasps
Posted by: Intrigue (---.vic.bigpond.net.au)
Date: August 11, 2003 10:53AM

So shoot the window!



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Re: Wasps
Posted by: Auntysassy (193.132.206.---)
Date: August 11, 2003 11:29AM

We haven't had wasps this year so far and we've been eating out in the garden every night for the past 2 weeks or more.

Loads of flies though - fly papers up everywhere - and they work! The Dodo and I have found a morbid fascination in watching flies land on the fly papers and not be able to get off. Even better when they accidently get stuck upside down - they wave their little legs about in the air, not realising that the more they struggle, the more they stick. Who cares that there's "nothing on the telly" when you've fly-papers to watch!


Re: Wasps
Posted by: Lycanthra Pod (---.dyn-du.worldhq.net)
Date: August 11, 2003 01:56PM

Don't talk to me about wasps! I had to get two nests removed within a week from the house, one in the porch and one in the cavity in Sarah's bedroom.

I got rid of them and have now found that rats have chewed a hole into our shed. I've put down rat bait, in a tube so that the neighbourhood cats don't find it, as long as they don't eat any rats, they'll be OK.

The old jam and water in a jamjar, covered with paper with holes in, works for me.

Dave - don't forget Lark's Vomit

I can vouch for Jasper being a local Wiltshire name for wasps (7 miles down the road from Ptolemy)


Re: Wasps
Posted by: Andrea (---.range81-152.btcentralplus.com)
Date: August 11, 2003 03:53PM

they don 't like landing on places cleaned with antibacterial cleaner, they along with all other flying things so far die from just landing on it we think



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Re: Wasps
Posted by: Ptolemy (217.205.174.---)
Date: August 11, 2003 04:44PM

Thanks, Pod! And I in turn can vouch for the rats, we have them along the road from you here too (inevitable when you keep chickens, it costs me a fortune in rat bait every year yet the blighters still keep reappearing)

Andrea, are you sure about "all other flying things" dying from landing on bacterial cleaner? OK so my hens don't fly THAT well, but they do try (bless them!), and I use plenty of b/cleaner around the henhouse. And I'm fairly certain they use it on aeroplanes and helicopters too.

OK so I'm joking. Sorry if I didn't make that too clear...

Re: Wasps
Posted by: kaz (139.134.58.---)
Date: August 11, 2003 11:20PM

We don't have a major wasp problem in Aus. I think the sheer volume of flies scares them off.


Re: Wasps
Posted by: poetscientistdrinker (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: August 12, 2003 12:11AM

Auntsassy - it's compulsive, but I think that they need to introduce more characters, and the plot has become formulaic...



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Re: Wasps
Posted by: Skiffle (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: August 12, 2003 12:16AM

There are rats somewhere near where I live, probably in the overgrown no-man's-land that runs behind the four houses in this terrace. I've never seen one alive though, just the dead ones that Navarre used to bring back for me. I was proud of that cat.

Re: Wasps
Posted by: KT (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: August 12, 2003 08:39AM

We've now got a series of wasp traps. It looks like they work using pheromones - I thought that worker wasps were 'asexual' so does anyone know how pheromones would attract them?

Re: Wasps
Posted by: kaz (139.134.58.---)
Date: August 12, 2003 09:03AM

Dunno, but bumble bees crawl over me in summer when I'm wearing sunblock. They really seem to like me. Problem is, I pick them up and then my five year old wonders why honey bees sting him when he picks them up.


Re: Wasps
Posted by: Anonymous User (---.dalect01.va.comcast.net)
Date: August 12, 2003 10:03AM

KT, I thought wasps were like other bee types and had a queen....if that's the case then the phereomones should work beautifully!

Re: Wasps
Posted by: KT (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: August 12, 2003 10:09AM

AAC - But shouldn't the only queen that attracted them be their own? Otherwise, wouldn't they just go back to the nearest hive every time they went out? Or is there a generic, all-powerful pheromone??



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