Okay, welcome to the dog-days of summer! (or the cat-chill days of winter for you Southern Hemisphere types!) And we need submissions for the August issue of Whatever Next.

We need: Song parodies and poetry, especially. And letters for Dear WN would be most appreciated.

So if you have any free time and would like to be published in our humble little newsletter, please send your stuff to:

submissions@jasperffordeffanclub.com

ahhhrgh i said i was sending something, but i still have to do copies of the photos, post them, and write something and i'm going on hols on saturday. gahhhh

sorry, don't think i can
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that's okay, we'll survive. Thanks for thinking about it anyway. :(

AAC - have finally got round to getting the launch photos done - sorry but things have got a bit much.

Will get them over to you asap.

I'll try to find my notes about Jasper's Brighton appearance, and get them into a readable form. When's the deadline?

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day before yesterday??


No, I'd prefer to have everything in by the 17th. So much for my anniversary of the 16th, BUT Jon's going to NZ so we need time to get it done before he goes!

Stuff sent. :)



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There's a hole in my creativity bucket and it's all leaked out.

The evil genius that is PSD is on the case...

Or at least on drugs...



PSD

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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.

PSD - if these are good drugs you might want to consider sharing.

Erm, they seem to keep me stable.

Well, at least I feel like a horse could sleep ion me...



PSD

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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.

I'm eagerly awaiting the second half of Jon's mystery story.



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That which does not kill us makes us stranger.
(Llewelyn the dragon, Ozy and Millie)

Sarah

Well, I would assume that second part is already written. Jon has been incommunicado for the last couple of days and the reason is unbenknownst to me (hint hint....if you're out there Jon, please email me!)


One thing we are very short on for this issue are Nextian Song parodies...I'm experiencing a bit of writer's block at the mo, so my normal song parody backlog has been exhausted. So if anyone has some ideas or parodies to share, email away. Sometimes all I need is a kernel to get the juices flowing. Completed parodies are more than welcome too!

Consider them considered, AAC....



PSD

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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.

Are we going to include a request for volunteers for the Christmas Panto in the next issue?

I think it depends how many people we want in the cast...



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There's a hole in my creativity bucket and it's all leaked out.

Well let's choose the cast from amongst ourselves (anyone ready to start a list over on the Panto thread based on all the volunteers and suggestions so far?) and invite an audience from the readership then!