Heidi, as some of you know, is Klinsmann's sister. Normally she is so posh that she won't even talk to herself, but since it has come to her attention that her brother has been causing trouble in the gutter, she feels she must break her usual silence. Noblesse oblige, apparently. This is what Heidi has to say:

"I wish to apologise unreservedly on behalf of my brother for any alarm or annoyance he may have caused, since he is certainly not capable of doing so himself. I can assure you all that next time I see him, I shall give him a comprehensive wash, in public.

It is very difficult to look totally evil when one is being forcibly washed by one's sister."



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That which does not kill us makes us stranger.
(Llewelyn the dragon, Ozy and Millie)

Sarah

Dear Heidi,

That was extremely gracious of you. Apology accepted unreservedly.

Sincerely,

Nicky.
<who doesn't hate cats as much as she claims to>

Just thought you'd like to know that Klinsmann is currently sitting behind some boxes in the hall, sulking royally and looking suspiciously clean...



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That which does not kill us makes us stranger.
(Llewelyn the dragon, Ozy and Millie)

Sarah

A little personal (or sisterly) hygiene never harmed anyone. :)

But did she wash the dirty bits of his mind? :-)

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"God rot Botchkamos Istochnik!"

She's been trying to do that since they were kittens. Sadly, it simply hasn't worked... or, at least, if it has, I hate to think what he would be like if he hadn't had these sisterly ministrations!



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That which does not kill us makes us stranger.
(Llewelyn the dragon, Ozy and Millie)

Sarah