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Re: no kittens were harmed in this website, honest
Posted by: Jen (---.sympatico.ca)
Date: August 17, 2003 08:54PM

Okay, let's outlaw both biting and cat pee in the gutter. I had previously thought that biting should be outlawed during power outages because you couldn't see who bit you and therefore could not *thwap* them.


Re: no kittens were harmed in this website, honest
Posted by: kaz (139.134.57.---)
Date: August 17, 2003 11:06PM

If we outlaw biting what's Vi going to do? She's resident Vampire, after all.


Re: no kittens were harmed in this website, honest
Posted by: Jen (---.sympatico.ca)
Date: August 17, 2003 11:17PM

She's never bitten anyone in the gutter, Kaz. At least, I don't think she has ...

Poor girl, she's not here to defend herself :-)



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Re: no kittens were harmed in this website, honest
Posted by: kaz (139.134.57.---)
Date: August 17, 2003 11:21PM

That's why we're picking on her. It's much more fun this way!


Re: no kittens were harmed in this website, honest
Posted by: Skiffle (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: August 18, 2003 12:32AM

Best scores so far at Clay Kitten Shooting:

Most in one round:8
Highest round reached:11
Highest scoring game:50

I wonder why my arm aches ?

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