New users: Please register in the usual way and then send an email to jasper(at)jasperfforde.com with your username, and write something 'Ffordesque' so we know you are a real reader, and not some idiot trying to flood the forum with dodgy Nike and Gucci gear. Thank you - Jasper
Coven: It's a nice thought, but if you don't mind, I won't be a minion because I'm too lazy and have more than enough of being told what to do at work, which pretty much disqualifies me really... love the thought of the evil fforumite coven though, specially one with wine, chocolates and sexy lingerie! Glad to see someone's keeping down standards...
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If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.