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<Ptolly leaps in and manfully pushes Nicky and Tracy apart, holding both at arm's length as they turn their attention from knocking seven bells out of one another and both squirm, squeal and try to kick his ankles...>
H e e e e e e e e e e e e e e l p p p p p p p ! ! ! ! !
<Ptolly crawls off with a halibut sticking out of his trouser leg and a lamprey suckered to his forehead muttering "gee, thanks Sarah and I thought you'd come to rescue me, I was only trying to act like a gentleman for once in my life...">
Posted by: Anonymous User (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: August 22, 2003 06:48PM
No need to fight ladies --- on this side of the pond the connotations of 'jump on' can be wildly different. This I did not encourage, I merely tease. But now I'm off until Monday. Enjoy yourselves.
Oh gods! I really shouldn't laugh out loud at what you have been posting in the fforum while I'm in the public library, some of the other people here have been giving me such pitying looks...