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Re: Evil test
Posted by: MissPrint (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: August 22, 2003 05:48PM

I'm 23.5% evil, which is only mildly evil. I must be in a mellow mood today.

Nix to the cheese, but chocolates always welcome, particularly praliney truffley things and anything with pistachio.

Re: Evil test
Posted by: Tracy (---.hyperion.com)
Date: August 22, 2003 05:48PM

You're cheating!! No umbrellas allowed, it's a rule and you know it!!!

<Tracy thwaps Nicky with dead fish for cheating>

Re: Evil test
Posted by: Ptolemy (---.range217-44.btcentralplus.com)
Date: August 22, 2003 05:50PM

Oof!

<Ptolly leaps in and manfully pushes Nicky and Tracy apart, holding both at arm's length as they turn their attention from knocking seven bells out of one another and both squirm, squeal and try to kick his ankles...>

H e e e e e e e e e e e e e e l p p p p p p p ! ! ! ! !

Re: Evil test
Posted by: Nicky (206.166.29.---)
Date: August 22, 2003 05:50PM

Cheating is definitely encouraged in the gutter!!

<Mmmmm....dead fish...Nicky takes the hint and leaves for lunch.>


Re: Evil test
Posted by: Tracy (---.hyperion.com)
Date: August 22, 2003 05:52PM

<Tracy thwaps Ptolly with dead fish mistaking him for Nicky>

Re: Evil test
Posted by: Sarah (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: August 22, 2003 05:57PM

*dodges fighting*

E-gianduja on its way to you, MissP. I know exactly what sort you like. :-)



Post Edited (08-22-03 18:58)

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That which does not kill us makes us stranger.
(Llewelyn the dragon, Ozy and Millie)

Sarah

Re: Evil test
Posted by: Ptolemy (---.range217-44.btcentralplus.com)
Date: August 22, 2003 06:03PM

<Ptolly crawls off with a halibut sticking out of his trouser leg and a lamprey suckered to his forehead muttering "gee, thanks Sarah and I thought you'd come to rescue me, I was only trying to act like a gentleman for once in my life...">

Re: Evil test
Posted by: Tracy (---.hyperion.com)
Date: August 22, 2003 06:06PM

So, sorry Ptolly. You should know better than get between too women and their fish.

Re: Evil test
Posted by: Sarah (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: August 22, 2003 06:16PM

Sorry, Ptols, but the only weapons I have against fish are a) not allowed near Nicky and Tracy, and b) all either out or asleep at the moment. :-(

Where did the halibut and the lamprey come from, anyway? Last I looked, there was just one fish of unnamed species!



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That which does not kill us makes us stranger.
(Llewelyn the dragon, Ozy and Millie)

Sarah

Re: Evil test
Posted by: Anonymous User (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: August 22, 2003 06:18PM

Have just come back and seen the carnage! At least some work was done.

E-Red_Leicester to Alison. Sorry for the delay, further fluttering welcome. :)



Post Edited (08-22-03 19:18)

Re: Evil test
Posted by: MissPrint (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: August 22, 2003 06:36PM

*grabs chocolates whilst fighting continues unabated*

yummy thanks!

Re: Evil test
Posted by: Tracy (---.hyperion.com)
Date: August 22, 2003 06:37PM

fighting has taken a break MissP while Nicky eats lunch

Re: Evil test
Posted by: Nicky (206.166.29.---)
Date: August 22, 2003 06:45PM

Nicky has returned.

<slaps Tracy for impertinence>


Re: Evil test
Posted by: Anonymous User (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: August 22, 2003 06:48PM

No need to fight ladies --- on this side of the pond the connotations of 'jump on' can be wildly different. This I did not encourage, I merely tease. But now I'm off until Monday. Enjoy yourselves.


Re: Evil test
Posted by: Tracy (---.hyperion.com)
Date: August 22, 2003 06:48PM

A little warning next time would be appreciated.....

<hits Nicky with fish>

Re: Evil test
Posted by: Nicky (206.166.29.---)
Date: August 22, 2003 06:49PM

Now, that would be less interesting.

<Slaps Tracy again. Slaps Ptolly too for interfering>



Post Edited (08-22-03 19:50)

Re: Evil test
Posted by: Anonymous User (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: August 22, 2003 06:50PM

Thank you all for the entertainment, I bid you all a fond farewell.


Re: Evil test
Posted by: Nicky (206.166.29.---)
Date: August 22, 2003 06:53PM

Adieu, DaveR. Any time....all you need to do is ask.


Re: Evil test
Posted by: Tracy (---.hyperion.com)
Date: August 22, 2003 06:54PM

Anytime Dave, just let us know.

Re: Evil test
Posted by: Simon (---.westsussex.gov.uk)
Date: August 22, 2003 07:10PM

Oh gods! I really shouldn't laugh out loud at what you have been posting in the fforum while I'm in the public library, some of the other people here have been giving me such pitying looks...

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