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Re: Evil test
Posted by: Nicky (206.166.29.---)
Date: August 22, 2003 07:28PM

Are you sure they were looks of pity, Simon? We have established that you are quite exciting...


Re: Evil test
Posted by: Tracy (---.hyperion.com)
Date: August 22, 2003 07:58PM

Might they be looks of concern? Possibility someone has run off to phone the men in the pretty white jackets?

Re: Evil test
Posted by: Anonymous User (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: August 22, 2003 11:19PM

I'm taking a last look at this while Norton trundles through 200,000 files plus, looking for viruses. (Big, BIG website).

This is unreal. Two adult 8:)3<= from the USA volunteer to play fight for me on call. I must be that good ---

I have just time to say I have two positive replies back from the four I sent out. In that case it should be possible with two or more to do live interactive improvisations of scenes from N4 where I ask in the chat room what you would say if ---. (E.g., Tracy offers Slightcap an Orc steak. What does she say?)

But this is well in the future. Thank you, North America, for your enthusiasm and entertainment.


Re: Evil test
Posted by: Jen (---.sympatico.ca)
Date: August 22, 2003 11:38PM

Dave ... still didn't get anything ....

Re: Evil test
Posted by: Nicky (---.dsl.emhril.ameritech.net)
Date: August 23, 2003 12:04AM

Jen, I'll forward it to you.


Re: Evil test
Posted by: kaz (139.134.58.---)
Date: August 23, 2003 05:46AM

And people complain about me and PSD getting violent in the chat room. At least we restrain ourselve sonthe fforum!

Tracy! Nicky1 I'm ashamed of! Go to your bedrooms and think about what you've both done!

Ptolemy, darling, are you alright? Do you need a hug? And bandaid? Some soap to wash off the fish smell?


Re: Evil test
Posted by: Simon (---.westsussex.gov.uk)
Date: August 23, 2003 11:39AM

Well, the men in the white jackets (carrying a funny jacket, whose sleeves fasten together behind it, for me) didn't arrive... Then again, if they're working to the same rules about emergency calls that the British police seem to be following nowadays, I wouldn't expect them to get here for another day or two anyway...

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"God rot Botchkamos Istochnik!"



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Re: Evil test
Posted by: Ptolemy (---.range217-44.btcentralplus.com)
Date: August 23, 2003 01:42PM

Yes please, Kaz *sniffs* 'nug would be very nice; they were being REALLY HORRIBLE to me *sobs*, an' I was only trying to help cos I didn't like to see my friends hurt one another and then Sarah started questioning me about where I got the fish from like I was the criminal or something *a tear rolls down his cheek and he buries his nose in the nape of Kaz's neck for comfort*

Re: Evil test
Posted by: Nicky (---.dsl.emhril.ameritech.net)
Date: August 23, 2003 01:45PM

Kazzie, are you offering to wash Ptolly, now? I guess washing psd turned out to be more fun than you expected.

Erm, Ptolly, can I have that fish back now?


Re: Evil test
Posted by: Ptolemy (---.range217-44.btcentralplus.com)
Date: August 23, 2003 01:50PM

Since it's you Nicky, course you can. Where would you like it?

Re: Evil test
Posted by: Nicky (---.dsl.emhril.ameritech.net)
Date: August 23, 2003 01:53PM

As if you have to ask...


Re: Evil test
Posted by: Sarah (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: August 23, 2003 01:55PM

Nicky - you're lucky he hasn't offered to send it back to you COD! (Sorry, could not resist...)



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That which does not kill us makes us stranger.
(Llewelyn the dragon, Ozy and Millie)

Sarah

Re: Evil test
Posted by: Nicky (---.dsl.emhril.ameritech.net)
Date: August 23, 2003 01:57PM

Fish puns....that's a whole new kettle there.


Re: Evil test
Posted by: Dibs (---.glfd.adsl.virgin.net)
Date: August 23, 2003 02:02PM

This isn't the plaice for such behaviour.

<Dibs hangs his head in shame>

Re: Evil test
Posted by: Ptolemy (---.range217-44.btcentralplus.com)
Date: August 23, 2003 02:03PM

Pollacks.

Re: Evil test
Posted by: Simon (---.westsussex.gov.uk)
Date: August 23, 2003 02:49PM

Oh, for god's hake, not fish puns again... :-)

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"God rot Botchkamos Istochnik!"

Re: Evil test
Posted by: Nicky (---.dsl.emhril.ameritech.net)
Date: August 23, 2003 06:17PM

Dave R, N4's set in Beleriand? Lots of girdle jokes then...


Re: Evil test
Posted by: Sarah B (---.cable.ubr06.dudl.blueyonder.co.uk)
Date: August 23, 2003 07:35PM

<groan>



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There's a hole in my creativity bucket and it's all leaked out.

Re: Evil test
Posted by: kaz (139.134.58.---)
Date: August 23, 2003 11:03PM

*wipes neck to remove tears and snot from Ptolly*

I've haddock with you lot!


Re: Evil test
Posted by: Skiffle (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: August 24, 2003 12:34AM

I'll make myself eel with laughter at this rate.


Truly inspired silliness from the fforum. I now have two soap operas to follow: Formula 1 and the fforum.

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