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Heee... those are absolutely wonderful! Thanks, Dave!
I have been known to get round problem 2 by reading over a cat. Chomsky and Minsky, who are the main lap-sitters in this house, are big chaps and can both happily cope with having a moderately sized paperback propped on top of them, keeping everyone happy at once. :-)