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After a year in Oz, subject to the cruel indignities of Ozzie washing cycles, my er, support systems are revolting. They refuse to do their job any more. Cry ho! for Marks & Sparks fascist dictator state, wherein I will purchase some more slaves soon......poetscientistdrinker wrote:
I can't believe I didn't make this joke earlier...
ook scribbled:
> After a year in Oz, subject to the cruel indignities of Ozzie washing
> cycles, my er, support systems are revolting. They refuse to do their job
> any more. Cry ho! for Marks & Sparks fascist dictator state, wherein I will
> purchase some more slaves soon......
So, not just the reality check bouncing....
PSD
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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.
I hope Dave's lingerie isn't too revolutionary. I shall be sharing a bedroom with it on Monday night, and I don't want to be kept awake by suspender belts shouting "down with knickers !"
Is Ooktavia actually in favour of M&S? Any women above a 'D' cup may fail to comprehend such sentiments. Otherwise I will be at the head of the revolution, even if I have to carry a flaming Wonderbra poster.
Sarah's working at least as hard as I am. I pay her to write lingerie reviews, leaving me free to spend the day writing fan fiction. Sadly she has control of the phone line, and she hogs it over lunch, so I never get to join in these witty bickerings.