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Re: Strange thoughts
Posted by: Anonymous User (---.man.dial.ntli.net)
Date: April 03, 2003 01:42PM

Hi, I kindof like stumbling into things tho. Striding purposefully takes a bit of effort. Im much too laid back.

Wish me luck, I am movin house, have the removal van booked and myself and a cat to move, but the estate agents are not giving me the key to the new house. Im off now to vivit their office and cry :)

Must do some packing........

Re: Strange thoughts
Posted by: poetscientistdrinker (---.rdg.ac.uk)
Date: April 03, 2003 01:53PM

What is it with people here and cats?

Good luck!



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Re: Strange thoughts
Posted by: skiffle (---.range217-44.btcentralplus.com)
Date: April 03, 2003 02:23PM

Cats appeal to us imaginative sorts, because cats have lots of imagination too. Live with one or more for a short time, and you'll see what I mean.
I once stumped Anne McCaffrey by asking her why intelligent feline species are common in fantasy/sci-fi, but not canine species.

Re: Strange thoughts
Posted by: jon (---.abel.net.uk)
Date: April 03, 2003 02:50PM

For a minute there I thought, 'I never knew Anne McCaffrey played cricket'.



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Re: Strange thoughts
Posted by: skiffle (---.range217-44.btcentralplus.com)
Date: April 03, 2003 03:13PM

This *is* the strange thoughts thread

Re: Strange thoughts
Posted by: Magda (---.dialip.mich.net)
Date: April 03, 2003 03:43PM

I'm fond of cats myself, but my immune system isn't. Since I'm also fond of breathing, I have parrots instead.



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Re: Strange thoughts
Posted by: poetscientistdrinker (---.rdg.ac.uk)
Date: April 03, 2003 03:49PM

I used to have a cat - Harry Cat (Beans) - a rather bad pun, but rather in fitting with the Nextian oeuvre... He was the proto-Greebo, except with a different fur colour and without the smell. Anything that breathed was either shagged or clawed. He used to extrapolate cat-food off at least two old ladies along the street in the manner of a mafia don, and would carry buck rabbits over 6 foot fences to skin them in the back garden.

All in all a fine figure of a feline.



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Re: Strange thoughts
Posted by: poetscientistdrinker (---.rdg.ac.uk)
Date: April 03, 2003 03:56PM

Magda - that's the problem with breathing - it's so addictive.



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Re: Strange thoughts
Posted by: skiffle (---.range217-44.btcentralplus.com)
Date: April 03, 2003 04:47PM

'Extrapolating cat food"? That don't sound right to me.
Expropriating or extorting, surely ?

(I've got a dictionary, and I'm not afraid to use it).

Re: Strange thoughts
Posted by: poetscientistdrinker (---.rdg.ac.uk)
Date: April 03, 2003 04:50PM

Mea culpa.

I knew it sounded wrong at the time, but it also sounded right at the same time.



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Re: Strange thoughts
Posted by: jon (---.abel.net.uk)
Date: April 03, 2003 04:58PM

We had a cat once. Well, we thought we did. Turned out that the people over the road already had it. Damn thing had kittens, and the mog would periodically transplant the whole litter, one at a time, from one house to another. Foolish beast it was; fat, black and white and very stupid. She would try to hide behind a daffodil while hunting birds, despite the fact that she bulged out about six inches either side of the stalk.



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Re: Strange thoughts
Posted by: skiffle (---.range217-44.btcentralplus.com)
Date: April 03, 2003 05:16PM

Sounds not unlike my Skiffle. For the first couple of years I owned her, she would sometimes turn around suddenly, forgetting that she was sitting in front of the door/table/chair. Cue sound of cat's head hitting furniture.

She seems to have finally knocked that lesson into her head though.

Re: Strange thoughts
Posted by: Anonymous User (---.man.dial.ntli.net)
Date: April 03, 2003 05:41PM

Think the clock is muddled.

The tears worked, but it was touch and go. Moving on Saturday, hurray. Gripper ( cat) is worried, but he usually is.


Re: Strange thoughts
Posted by: Anonymous User (---.man.dial.ntli.net)
Date: April 03, 2003 05:43PM

Whats the daft one from father ted called?? It is Dougal. Isnt it?


Re: Strange thoughts
Posted by: jon (---.abel.net.uk)
Date: April 03, 2003 05:47PM

TED: OK, Dougal, we'll try one more time. These are small ... and those are far away.

DOUGAL: No, Ted, I still don't get it.



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Re: Strange thoughts
Posted by: Anonymous User (---.man.dial.ntli.net)
Date: April 03, 2003 05:58PM

It was a toss up between that and the other quote, difficult decision that.......


Re: Strange thoughts
Posted by: Simon (193.82.99.---)
Date: April 03, 2003 06:46PM

Shortly after one of the Christmas Days during my early childhood the cat (named Pyewhacket) who was then in our family brought most of a turkey carcass home from some unknown location (across a square of allotments onto which our garden backed).

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Re: Strange thoughts
Posted by: Sarah (---.vip.uk.com)
Date: April 03, 2003 06:50PM

Shake, shake, shake those entroposcopes... my good friend Trisha also has a cat called Pyewhacket!



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That which does not kill us makes us stranger.
(Llewelyn the dragon, Ozy and Millie)

Sarah

Re: Strange thoughts
Posted by: skiffle (---.range217-44.btcentralplus.com)
Date: April 03, 2003 07:14PM

I had a cat that once brought the remains of a chicken carcass home. I was sitting by the cat flap when Shiraz entered, dragging this *thing* of bones and bits. For one moment, I honestly thought he'd got hold of an Alien.
Vila started by bringing home bits of foam rubber and a tiny strip of carpet. His first edible prey was a sausage.

Re: Strange thoughts
Posted by: Sarah (---.vip.uk.com)
Date: April 03, 2003 07:19PM

H'mm, sounds as though he was well-named... he obviously liked to catch things which couldn't fight back! :-)



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That which does not kill us makes us stranger.
(Llewelyn the dragon, Ozy and Millie)

Sarah

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