Cardboard is a much better meal, Daffy. Nicely done.

I'm all for recycled water; it's a very sensible way to go these days, but I just get sick of all the carry-on about it from people who seem to think they'll be drinking pure urine. Complete ignorance is no excuse.

*Little Sadie* drinks pure urine. She thinks it's delicious.

Which is probably why Bad Lee Brown shot her.

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My computer beat me at chess, but I won at kickboxing

*SNORT*

BK! Cocaine NOT FOR CATS!!!

Hee hee!

Nah, it's probably just ground catnip.

a) That's speciesism
b) I aint admittin' ta'nuthin.

compy entry:

"The sound of a million daffodils dying made Amy look for her elephant."

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My computer beat me at chess, but I won at kickboxing

Right on!

Help me...

They seem to have withdrawn their e-mail address; I ain't got no money for no postij, or no fancy 'envy loapes'. Anybody know if one can still submit electronically?

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Vicious squirrel, barely restrained by leash.

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Go to the rules page

[www.bulwer-lytton.com]

Click on the picture at the bottom.

(I have pm'ed the e-mail address to you: if they don't want it on a web page it would be rude of me to post it - even in a garbled form.)

Thank 'ee koindly. I was not smart enough to understand their instructions, which does not bode well for my contest entry :)

Au contraire!

Another potential entry:

"In his day, he had been the best geologist-impersonater on the entertainment circuit, but that was now little more than a fond memory."

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My computer beat me at chess, but I won at kickboxing



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/23/2007 06:04PM by SkidMarks.

is there something wrong with geologists?????!!! (pointed question)

Try and imagine it as a stage act.

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My computer beat me at chess, but I won at kickboxing

[back again after excruciating week-long hiatus] Hahahahaha!

He was a dark and stormy knight.

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My computer beat me at chess, but I won at kickboxing

Not Bulwer-Lytton, but another writing comp:


James Patrick Baen Memorial Contest

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

"Write a short story of no more than 8,000 words, that shows the near future (no more than about 50-60 years out) of manned space exploration in a positive, exciting and hopeful way." Ah yes. That definitely calls for some BL opening lines:

"On the first orbit that took the spaceship around Mars, Captain Starr could clearly make out the huge glass domes of the green houses, sparkling in the cold and distant sun."

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