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Re: Literary Character Summoning Contest
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: May 01, 2007 08:53AM

I summon the Slithergadee.

I can come from the sea and catch everyone - except me of course.

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My computer beat me at chess, but I won at kickboxing

Re: Literary Character Summoning Contest
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.static.dsl.dodo.com.au)
Date: May 01, 2007 01:13PM

Well, I summon the Auditors.

And you all just lost, again.

Re: Literary Character Summoning Contest
Posted by: MuseSusan (---.union.edu)
Date: May 01, 2007 02:17PM

I summon Susan Sto Helit! She'll throw chocolate at them until they all go away, and then we can eat the rest!

Re: Literary Character Summoning Contest
Posted by: MartinB (155.232.128.---)
Date: May 02, 2007 06:59AM

I summon nougat.

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Re: Literary Character Summoning Contest
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.static.dsl.dodo.com.au)
Date: May 02, 2007 10:14AM

Arrrrrrrghhhhhhhhh!

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

Re: Literary Character Summoning Contest
Posted by: Lymond (---.dynamic.dsl.as9105.com)
Date: May 08, 2007 07:01PM

I summon the Green Giant simply because i see him on my tin of sweetcorn

Re: Literary Character Summoning Contest
Posted by: DisturbinglyAvidFfordeWorshipper (---.kpunet.net)
Date: May 09, 2007 04:44PM

I summon the Invisible Man. Woo.

Re: Literary Character Summoning Contest
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.static.dsl.dodo.com.au)
Date: May 11, 2007 06:46AM

I summon Kevin Bacon as the invisible man (sorta) from Hollow Man... Now count the steps...

Re: Literary Character Summoning Contest
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: May 11, 2007 10:21AM

I summon Daredevil - and a power cut.
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Did i mention on a moonless night? that is important. Yes!!

Re: Literary Character Summoning Contest
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.static.dsl.dodo.com.au)
Date: May 11, 2007 02:45PM

Yeah? Well... you all just lost!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/11/2007 02:46PM by Bonzai Kitten.

Re: Literary Character Summoning Contest
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: May 11, 2007 07:34PM

What?!? The Game?!? Curses!! Drat?

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My computer beat me at chess, but I won at kickboxing

Re: Literary Character Summoning Contest
Posted by: Puck (---.burl.east.verizon.net)
Date: May 12, 2007 10:17PM

Awwwwww...man! and I was doing so well, too!

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Metaphors be with you!

Re: Literary Character Summoning Contest
Posted by: Lymond (---.dynamic.dsl.as9105.com)
Date: May 13, 2007 02:28PM

As a fitting start to the new game I summon a bottersnike...with... an UMBRELLA!

Re: Literary Character Summoning Contest
Posted by: DisturbinglyAvidFfordeWorshipper (---.kpunet.net)
Date: May 17, 2007 04:45PM

I summon Donkey Basketball, from that one episode of The Simpsons.

Re: Literary Character Summoning Contest
Posted by: DisturbinglyAvidFfordeWorshipper (---.kpunet.net)
Date: May 21, 2007 11:49PM

I un-summon it, if you're going to be that way about it.

Re: Literary Character Summoning Contest
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: May 23, 2007 12:37PM

<summons the marshmallow vampire from the treehouse (and the remains of the treehouse) just to establish continuity>

Re: Literary Character Summoning Contest
Posted by: PrinzHilde (---.dip0.t-ipconnect.de)
Date: May 23, 2007 02:18PM

I summon a few realistic colors, to prevent the treehouse to look like it came from a Simpson's episode.

Re: Literary Character Summoning Contest
Posted by: MartinB (155.232.128.---)
Date: May 23, 2007 09:20PM

<summons a fireball to deal with the marshmallow vamp>

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Re: Literary Character Summoning Contest
Posted by: Lady Teaspoon (---.proxy.aol.com)
Date: May 23, 2007 11:57PM

I summon a giant carniverous toad to get rid of the bottersnike since anything with a name like that can't be good.

Re: Literary Character Summoning Contest
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.static.dsl.dodo.com.au)
Date: May 24, 2007 12:25PM

<Gets very large cup of cocoa, and tries to get at vamp before Martin>

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