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Re: Literary Character Summoning Contest
Posted by: Anonymous User (---.241.12.145.Dial1.SanDiego1.Level3.net)
Date: May 24, 2007 11:16PM

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Half ay neiss deighe...

Re: Literary Character Summoning Contest
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.static.dsl.dodo.com.au)
Date: May 25, 2007 09:27AM

<Summons Samuel Johnson to do another dictionary>

Re: Literary Character Summoning Contest
Posted by: Anonymous User (---.241.12.54.Dial1.SanDiego1.Level3.net)
Date: May 26, 2007 02:21AM

I summon Baldrick (Blackadder's dogsbody) who burns the dictionary (as in 'Well, you did say, burn any old rubbish...').

Ewpz, their goos thuh vighrez uhgin. Eye one dare hau fur idle ghett thyss tighme...

Re: Literary Character Summoning Contest
Posted by: DisturbinglyAvidFfordeWorshipper (---.kpunet.net)
Date: May 31, 2007 02:47AM

Ohoow chiit.

edeetid too misspayl moar accooraytelay.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/04/2007 09:28PM by DisturbinglyAvidFfordeWorshipper.

Re: Literary Character Summoning Contest
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: May 31, 2007 08:12AM

I summon Edmund Blackadder to clip Baldrick around the ear, rescue the dictionary, annoy Samuel Johnson and make Blackadder series 5.

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My computer beat me at chess, but I won at kickboxing

Re: Literary Character Summoning Contest
Posted by: MartinB (155.232.128.---)
Date: May 31, 2007 12:22PM

Not going to try and stop him.

I summon a large target since I want a Blackadder 5.

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Re: Literary Character Summoning Contest
Posted by: Lymond (---.dynamic.dsl.as9105.com)
Date: June 03, 2007 03:52PM

I summon Jane ‘Bury Me in a Y-Shaped Coffin’ Harrington

Re: Literary Character Summoning Contest
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: June 04, 2007 11:17AM

I suppose I had better summon Lord Percy as the only one capable of getting Ms. Harrington to regain her reputation.

Re: Literary Character Summoning Contest
Posted by: DisturbinglyAvidFfordeWorshipper (---.kpunet.net)
Date: June 04, 2007 06:37PM

I summon that one guy who thought he was Christ and then thought he was Jack the Ripper. He should give them a good confusin'.

Re: Literary Character Summoning Contest
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: June 05, 2007 10:20AM

I summon Karl Glogauer.

Just Because.

Re: Literary Character Summoning Contest
Posted by: DisturbinglyAvidFfordeWorshipper (---.ketch.alaska.edu)
Date: June 12, 2007 11:33PM

I summon the Chicken Invaders.

Re: Literary Character Summoning Contest
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: June 13, 2007 06:54AM

I summon the cast and crew of the forthcoming Troma movie: "Poultrygeist".

Can it possibly match "Tromeo and Juliet"?

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My computer beat me at chess, but I won at kickboxing

Re: Literary Character Summoning Contest
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.static.dsl.dodo.com.au)
Date: June 13, 2007 02:46PM

Has long as it's better than Appenzelle Appenzelle, let down your hare... That was terrible. Too many rabbits, not enough hen!

Re: Literary Character Summoning Contest
Posted by: MartinB (155.232.128.---)
Date: June 13, 2007 05:42PM

I summon Invader Zim.

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Re: Literary Character Summoning Contest
Posted by: DisturbinglyAvidFfordeWorshipper (---.ketch.alaska.edu)
Date: June 14, 2007 10:13PM

Chickens beat him down good.

Re: Literary Character Summoning Contest
Posted by: MartinB (155.232.128.---)
Date: June 16, 2007 12:12PM

*summons a fox*

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Re: Literary Character Summoning Contest
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: June 16, 2007 12:22PM

Jessica Alba?

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My computer beat me at chess, but I won at kickboxing

Re: Literary Character Summoning Contest
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.static.dsl.dodo.com.au)
Date: June 16, 2007 04:01PM

Pff. Jennifer Garner would beat her any day!

Re: Literary Character Summoning Contest
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: June 17, 2007 12:12PM

Not in the Fox stakes....................

(and while Dark Angel rapidly descended into dross, Alias started there and still descended.)

Re: Literary Character Summoning Contest
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.static.dsl.dodo.com.au)
Date: June 17, 2007 01:41PM

Yes, but it never pretended to be anything BUT dross... Besides, have you seen that outfit in Electra? <wiggles eyebrows>

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