*Sigh* Anyone mentions the Birdie Song, they go home in a bucket.

Wassa Birdie song?

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

It goes like this:

<Gets grabbed from behind, his mouth covered up, and threatened with death>

we like to party
we like
we like to party

The venga bus is coming

And I'm about to bang my head off the wall. ARRRRGH!

I've got your "Birdie Song" right here (grabs crotch.) My song features a cute little birdie known as THE RAVEN!

Nevermore Ear Worm, nevermore...

I have had extended periods when

'Summertime, and the living is easy....'

has resided in my head. It has just taken up residence again.

<pulls out Zappo (tm)Regd brain eraser - sets dial to erase deepest music tracks - commences initiation sequence (for NASA type nerds) - and presses 'Start' button. Bugger. Can't remember Nessum Dorma.

I currently have the Lord High Executioner's song about his little list from The Mikado stuck in my head....

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Behold the lord high executioner
A noble man of something rank and title
A dignified and something officer
who's function is particularly vital

defeeeeeer defeeeeeeer to the Lord high executioner

Does she walk? Does she talk?
Does she come complete?
My homeroom homeroom angel
Always pulled me from my seat.

She was pure like snowflakes
Nooone could ever stain
The memory of my angel
Could never cause me pain

xmorpheus, this one:

As some day it may happen that a victim must be found,
I've got a little list--I've got a little list
Of society offenders who might well be underground,
And who never would be missed--who never would be missed!
There's the pestilential nuisances who write for autographs--
All people who have flabby hands and irritating laughs--
All children who are up in dates, and floor you with 'em flat--
All persons who in shaking hands, shake hands with you like _that_--
And all third persons who on spoiling tete-a-tetes insist--
They'd none of 'em be missed--they'd none of 'em be missed!

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

If he's got 'em on the list
If he's got 'em on the list
Then they'll none of them be missed
They'll none of them be missed!

I am the very model of a ... ack! Wrong operetta!

Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM!

Now I have the llama song stuck. Thanks Kitten.

Well, that and the lyrics to Guardians.

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

I had this nice little Link Wray medley going, no words-
but then I had to love the nightlife, I got to boogie...

Right, where's my rollerskates?

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oh no.

I've got a brand new pair of roller skates
You've got a brand new key........

Oh NOOOOOOOOOO

I've got 20 acres
and you've got 43
I've got a brand new combine 'arvester and Oi'll give you the key

Zenda. What have you DONE!

Deep, very deep, very deep, very deep!
The ocean is deep, much deeper than you think!

(Thanks to Tim Vine for that one! Jus can't get it out of my head now!)

I can't decide
Whether you should live or die
Oh you'll probably go to heaven
Please don't hang you head and cry
I wonder why my heart is dead inside
Cold and hard and Petrified
Lock the door and close the blinds
We're going for a ride

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Turn the silliness to eleven!

I just don't know what to do with myself.

goin' to the chapel and we're
gonna get maaaaaarried
goin' to the chapel and we're
gonna get maaaaaarried