<Removes bren coloured tumbleweed from Treehouse>
<Hands copy of "Having your pie and eating it - my life as a double agent" to Bunyip in the hope that he will silently question Skidmarks apparent allegiance to the Savoury.>
<Takes out pen and paper in hope of being made correspondent for imminent custard wars>

<watches prank pen spew out custard>

<waves a flag>

<Wonders at appearance of The Jolly Roger in landlocked Treehouse>
<Throws custard at it>

<Congratulates Roger on retaining his aspect of jollity despite the bank repossing his pirate ship, forcing him to squat in the treehouse>

<wonders if Geg has noticed that Roger has hoisted a pirate flag over the treehouse>

<regrets custard incident>
<constructs pirate ship out of trestle tables and bunting>
<adopts salty expression, invites Roger on exciting pirate adventure to bury dubloons>

has contemplated events along this world line.

Thinks the yinks have it

wonders if there is a point in the continuum of pies where one can claim 'here beginneth the savoury pies', all those others are sweet pies.

Is there a sensorynull pie space?

Or perhaps a limiting value where pies can approach from either side of the sweet/savoury barrier but not actually reach the sensory null value

thinks of 60 years of pie eating

considers a large number of pies were sensory null so maybe it is a default setting for pies

wonders about a yink pie.

exits

<Realises must have given "Having your Pi and eating it - my life as a statistician" to Bunyip by mistake.>
<marks location of buried dubloons on map - bakes map in pie>
<Takes Roger on exciting yink hunting adventure into sensorynull pie space>

<wonders why flag is getting all the attention>

<panics at thought that private sensory pie null space may have been stumbled upon>

<immediately burns recipe for the revolutionary sweet and savoury pie>

<grows false beard and goes looking for doubloons>

<wonders how "speak like a pirate day" will work in this thread>

<grabs bunting>
<Places left hand down and right hand low>
<Places left hand across low and right hand out>
<Places left hand down and right hand low>

<is now satisfied>

Once tried to make a pi

multiplied 3x4x11x13x19 or something and took one thousandth of it.

then the dog ate it.

<wonders why ES has taken to wearing Fisher-Price-My-First-Beard given the unfortunate incident with the crocodile ambush>
<rapidly tires of Rogers insistent jollity and sends him alone into heavily fortified sensorynull pie space>
<removes bunting from Skidmarks as he has so far sent 43 messages - none of them spelt correctly and 18 of them obscene.>
<follows ES on doubloon hunt as will make welcome change from worthless dubloons>

<points out that cheaply bearded one is not Egon but Spartacus>

<follows Geg, who appears to be on the hunt for treasure>

<picks up bucket and spade>

Once tried to make a pi

multiplied 3x4x11x13x19 or something and took one thousandth of it.

then the dog ate it.

<wonders who forgot to bring pie to the Treehouse for Pie Day>

<decides to blame the guy in the @#$%& beard, as pirates should always have pie in front of them>

<eats pizza instead of sweet pie>

<decides that spinach alfredo is an acceptable savory pie>

<wonders if we should order more>

<apologises to Zenda (and others who write their dates in Americanese)>

<points out that 14-3 (U.K.) does not work>

<tests waters for pie alternative with a crumble>

<screams "rhubarb">

<ambles>

<rescues crumble from lake>

<points out that crumble fared badly from lake dip>

<Crumble has become a rumble>