Something like
Q:"How do you get a girrafe into a fridge"
A:"Open the door and push it in"


Q:"How do you get an Elephant into the fridge"
A:"Take out the giraffe first"

There's also a rider, which is left until a couple of jokes later (usually)

Q:"The King of the Jungle called a meeting and all the animals came, except one- who was it?"
A:"The elephant. He's still stuck in the fridge."


... Just for you, Tari!

Shouldn't it be diarrhoea? Sorry, but people who mispell medical terms REALLY get my goat - this means ALL OF YOU OUT THERE!!!!

Shouldn't it be diarrhoea? Sorry, but people who mispell medical terms REALLY get my goat - this means ALL OF YOU OUT THERE!!!!

Who spells diarrhea/diarrhoea F-R-I-D-G-I-D-A-I-R-E ?
(edited to ad extra i and d)



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/29/2007 04:02PM by Bonzai Kitten.

Diarrhea is the U.S. spelling, diarrhoea is the U.K. spelling.

I hope that those people who have your goat don't harm it.

We don't normally get too upset about speling mistaks around here. I didn't even mention frigidare, for example. Now double posts...............:-)

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/29/2007 03:33PM by SkidMarks.

Diarrhea is the U.S. spelling, diarrhoea is the U.K. spelling.

I hope that those people who have your goat don't harm it.

We don't normally get too upset about speling mistaks around here. I didn't even mention frigidare, for example. Now double posts...............:-)



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/29/2007 03:33PM by SkidMarks.

*Snort*

What are you snorting, Kitten?

lol, none of your business dear!

Diarrhoea/diarrhea, potato/po-tart-oh, tomato/toe-mate-oh ...

Either way, the Greeks got thereo firstoh. (Or was it the Latinoes?)

I stand correct-eed-oh. (And will continue to ignore the ban on use of 'o's during dry weather)

Meh. I do not have an accent. Stop telling me I do.

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

PICARD

I ALREADY DID THAT JOKE

I'LL SIC MY BLOODY GOAT ON YOU

Now to do my own follow-up joke...

Apparently they did harm Daffy's goat, at least, the bastards! Call the ambulance.

Er...

...rol Flynn.



Bastards! My goat. God. My poor, poor goat.

DAFW: no need to shout, dude.

Besides, I ain't afraid of no goats. Where I come from, we stare at goats.

Thank you Kitten, my day was not complete without it. : )

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You kids with your long hair and Baroque music...

I knew you couldn't possibly survive another moment without reading it...

Goats are cute... but there are toooo many around here.

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"I've always believed that it would be up to the young people to save the Endangered Wildlife for the future." - George Adamson.

This bloody rain!
All fething week long, all fething last week, and how much bloody longer will it go?!



Anybody know how to build a boat? Just to be on the safe side.

We do have peolpe that can get hold of 2 of a lot of animals don't we?