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Re: Pet Peeves / Pet Murderous Rage
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: June 30, 2007 05:40PM

Just make room for the unicorns, this time!

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My computer beat me at chess, but I won at kickboxing

Re: Pet Peeves / Pet Murderous Rage
Posted by: Zambezi_Bushbaby (---.madagascar.yoafrica.com)
Date: June 30, 2007 08:19PM

I can get two of every animal if required... just think you need a bigger boat though. And this time we can't forget the unicorns!

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"I've always believed that it would be up to the young people to save the Endangered Wildlife for the future." - George Adamson.

Re: Pet Peeves / Pet Murderous Rage
Posted by: picard1109 (---.glfd.cable.ntl.com)
Date: June 30, 2007 09:27PM

I'm all in favour of unicorns but I'd be really grateful if you could forget the following:

cockroaches
mosquitoes and other bitey midges
tsetse flies
poisonous snakes (unless absolutely necessary to maintain the eco-system)
big poisonous spiders (ditto)
termites
fleas
wasps
march flies
centipedes (particularly the giant nasty poisonous ones)

and generally anything else that's icky but not absolutely essential for maintaining the world's eco-system.

Ta ever so.

Re: Pet Peeves / Pet Murderous Rage
Posted by: MuseSusan (---.union.edu)
Date: July 01, 2007 12:06AM

Here, want some sun to dry it up? I can ship it over to you.

Re: Pet Peeves / Pet Murderous Rage
Posted by: Tari (66.195.209.---)
Date: July 01, 2007 03:56AM

While we're on the subject of weather pet peeves, how about when it clouds over, gets blustery and humid, maybe dribbles a little, and then leaves? I like a good storm, I just hate when the weather fakes me out.

Re: Pet Peeves / Pet Murderous Rage
Posted by: MartinB (---.cache.isnet.net)
Date: July 06, 2007 06:36PM

Have not had a good storm for ages....

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Re: Pet Peeves / Pet Murderous Rage
Posted by: Mooxico (---.240.236.50.Dial1.Phoenix1.Level3.net)
Date: July 06, 2007 06:52PM

<sending yesterday's thunderstorm to Martin>

Anybody else need some? How about a nice wind storm?

I have to edit this to say that I'm not complaining about the rain. We definitely need it.

However, I can do without the wind.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/06/2007 06:56PM by Mooxico.

Re: Pet Peeves / Pet Murderous Rage
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: July 07, 2007 12:04PM

<Snigger>

Global warming. Moo. Wind.

</Snigger>

Re: Pet Peeves / Pet Murderous Rage
Posted by: Mooxico (---.240.237.218.Dial1.Phoenix1.Level3.net)
Date: July 07, 2007 04:12PM

feh.
And here, I thought it was just part of New Mexico life.

Re: Pet Peeves / Pet Murderous Rage
Posted by: MartinB (---.cache.isnet.net)
Date: July 07, 2007 07:52PM

When I were a boy it was just called weather.

Then they called it el Nino, now it is global warming. Meh.

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Re: Pet Peeves / Pet Murderous Rage
Posted by: 198505 (---.cable.ubr04.pres.blueyonder.co.uk)
Date: July 08, 2007 12:46PM

Just seen the Lancashire Evening Post headline for yesterday, Saturday the 7th of July and it said 'More rain misery for Lancs'

Yeah.

Re: Pet Peeves / Pet Murderous Rage
Posted by: mrs SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: July 08, 2007 03:51PM

I like rain, it's what wellies were invented for but I confess I'm glad we don't have it this side of the Penines as bad as it is the ohter side,,,they don't make house size wellies and we have some books downstairs...

Re: Pet Peeves / Pet Murderous Rage
Posted by: RookeeAlding (---.hsd1.sc.comcast.net)
Date: July 08, 2007 06:23PM

I'm fine with downpours, sprinkles and the Localized "splash and dash" rain.
but I'm nearly phobic about lightning when it comes packaged with loud-ringing-house-shaking thunder.Gets worse when the electricity goes out during all that...

I'm also fine with wind if it doesn't cause the weather people to interrupt my shows and tell me their might be a slight chance that a tornado could form somewhere with in a thousand mile radius of the state I live in. especially at night.

Weatherwarmongers the whole lot of them. and don't get me started about Hurricanes....these "experts" guess that sooo many of these things are suppose to be formed and get everyone into a panic about the " worst hurricane season ever!" every year.Only for them to "change" their predictions half-way though the season to reflect the way it turned out.

really how many other jobs can you change your prediction once half the results are in?

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by the way...I've been convicted of Gramatical Homicide, and charged 18 years to life, so don't bother telling me about all the spelling mistakes. It's already on my record.

Re: Pet Peeves / Pet Murderous Rage
Posted by: nemades (---.dsl.in-addr.zen.co.uk)
Date: July 09, 2007 01:50AM

I generally quite like thunder storms from the saftey and comfort of my house (as long as I always remember to switch everything off!) The down side is the 8 stone of panting golden retriever which tends to smother the nearest human! The time I don't like them is when I am on a pony with metal shoes... tend to try to get off and home asap!
I hope no one has been too badly affected by the rain down south here, I feel so sorry for everyone affected, sometimes I am glad I live in a hilly part of a hilly country.

Re: Pet Peeves / Pet Murderous Rage
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (149.135.105.---)
Date: July 09, 2007 10:35AM

I LOVE thunder and lightning. If we get a really good storm and there's not much traffic about of an evening, I rather enjoy sitting in the middle of the road to watch so as not to have all those trees getting in the way of the view. The accompanying rain doesn't bother me either, if there's lightning.
When there is lightning and NO rain however, I tend to go inside where it's safer...

Re: Pet Peeves / Pet Murderous Rage
Posted by: MartinB (---.cache.isnet.net)
Date: July 09, 2007 07:21PM

Kitten: Capital plans. Wish we had storms more often.

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Re: Pet Peeves / Pet Murderous Rage
Posted by: picard1109 (---.glfd.cable.ntl.com)
Date: July 09, 2007 09:32PM

MartinB: try living in the Blessed Isles of Britland - you'd develop webbed feet, like those of us who do (live here, that is).

This time last year I was living on the Costa del Sol and chuckling up my sleeve about the wonderful Britland 'summer'. The Spanish made me leave - they have strict rules against sleeve chuckling.

Mind you, it was sunny and warm for most of the day in the south east. Made up for this evening by dumping a year's worth of rain in about an hour.

Re: Pet Peeves / Pet Murderous Rage
Posted by: MartinB (---.cache.isnet.net)
Date: July 10, 2007 06:35PM

I do not mean just rain, I mean proper highveld summer thunderstorms. Lovely days and then a couple hours of a brilliant display of natural pyrotechnics and then nothing again until the next day.

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Re: Pet Peeves / Pet Murderous Rage
Posted by: picard1109 (---.glfd.cable.ntl.com)
Date: July 10, 2007 09:35PM

Ah, yes - I understand. I've not seen the South African version but have certainly see the Spanish version.

There's nothing like sitting on a covered porch, drinking a glass of vino (or 6), watching the heavens do their thing. Dancing lightening, followed by explosive thunder - and it's still hot enough to sit in t-shirt and shorts.

Re: Pet Peeves / Pet Murderous Rage
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (58.163.129.---)
Date: July 11, 2007 05:37AM

<makes mental note to go storm watching in effrikka>

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