I am the mammoth.

Awww! I bet everyone gets in before me on this question and the only thing left is wart-hog.

.......goo goo g'joob

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My computer beat me at chess, but I won at kickboxing

(applause)

Definitely a warthog.

tusked mouse deer, small little thing that lives in India, saw it on an Attenborough programme

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Tremain's Theorum - Impossible Things Usually Don't Happen

Pygmy elephant.

I AM THE WALRUS!

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Darn it, Martin, you walked right into it!

I guess I'll go for saber-toothed tiger. They're pretty spiffy.

Martin,

......goo goo g'joob

Thank you minions. /bows/

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

<looks about for minions.>

Sure you don't mean onions? They go a treat with egg(man) don't they?

Who's to be the Irradiated Chicken?

Hmm... Think I'll hold out for the haggis.

Cue song and dance routine?

Could be an awesome parody....

Where have all the good meals gone,
and where are all the gods?
Where's the boiled stomach to fight the rising need?
Aren't there some insides,
Inside the stomach of sheep?

Late at night I toss and I turn and dream of what I need....

I need a haggis.
I'm holding out for a haggis till the end of the meal.
It's got to be strong and it's got to be done
and it's gotta be fresh from the pot!
I need a haggis!
I'm holding out for a haggis till the end of the meal!
It's got to be strong and it's got to be soon
and it's gotta be large as a horse!

Somewhere after starters,
In my wildest fantasies,
Somewhere before my dessert,
Is a haggis calling me...

Boiling on the stove,
And rising with the heat,
It's gonna take a super meal to knock me off my feet.

But when I get to the dessert at the end!
When the cheeseboard arrives on the scene,
I could swear that there was haggis somewhere missing me....
Through the fish and the meat and the veg,
Through the pie and the gravy,
I can feel its boiling on the fire in the kitchen.

I need a haggis!
I'm holding out for a haggis till the end of the meal!
It's got to be strong and it's got to be soon
and it's gotta be large as a horse!

I need a haggis.
I'm holding out for a haggis till the end of the meal.
It's got to be strong and it's got to be done
and it's gotta be fresh from the pot!

I NEED A HAGGIS!


Um.... yeah....

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

I think we need to take a closer look at your rooibos...

Am I still a warthog?

Kitten: Why?

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Belated cheers for "Holding out for a haggis"

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My computer beat me at chess, but I won at kickboxing

Dittos for the ditty.

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However, I must put forth a token of my vegetarian rage. /\