Kitten, Everyone is in a job they're not qualified for and have no idea how to do!

If everyone did their jobs efficiently, the economy would collapse!

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Turn the silliness to eleven!

Cheers. The only *real* problem is, it's a full time job, so I'd have to drop ceramics... Which sux as I've only just started to get the hang of it!

Oh, by the way, BibwitHart, it's Sarah here ^_^


Although that's probably obvious by now!

Hold onto ceramics if you can, they can be handy missiles in an emergency.

For example: When someone who doesn't know who to ask asks you to do something you don't know how to do and are not qualified to do.

Did I mention the task is 99 9/10ths of the time unnecessary?

<hmmm, sounds like a regular workday>

Welcome Bibwit!

Welcome Bibwit have some pie. Purplebeana should come and get some as well, 'cos as promised these flavours are not the seame as those in the TFB Fforum.

<thinks that there may be a possibility in making about 49 flavours of pie which can be eaten in combination to make different tastes.>

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My computer beat me at chess, but I won at kickboxing

chocolate *and* strawberry... Chocolate *and* vanillia... Chocolate, *and* stawberry *and* vanilla...

oooh pie!

What's the job oh cute and clawed one?

Yep, forgot to say Congrats, and be careful where you go dropping those ceramics!

Dont congratulate me, lol. I haven't got it yet, and would rather be congratulated for bombing out at the trial day! lol. The job is being a 'lifestyle co-ordinator' ... Is it me, or does that sound dodgier than it is?

What on earth is a lifestyle co-ordinator? Is that like "paid best friend for saddos"? ;)

More the person who is the boss of the paid friends...

oooh even better! :)

did someone mention my name? And pie? yum. Thanks.

Life style co-ordinator sounds like a great job. I'm sure you'll be fine. Just make it up as you go along and remember most people will generally believe anything if you say it confidently enough! :-) Good luck!

It occurrs to me that those needing a lifestyle will not notice it?

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

So when you have successfully coordinated, you're out of a job, right? Do you go on then to someone else's lifestyle? That might actually be kinda interesting...

Of course I knew it was you! I remember you telling me about that rumour...
And how it was your user name.
I don't have a memory like sieve, or at least like to think I don't!
Co-op dictatorship- you could apply for that sort of job? ^_^

I think I've already got a handle on the dictatorship gig ;)

So is it tiered? Rich people get a lifestyle coach and poorer people get a daily grind bus?

*applause*

What about the high-flyers? What do they get?

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Anything that they want.