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Posted by: Anonymous User (---.hsd1.ma.comcast.net)
Date: July 11, 2007 11:45PM
On CNN there is a video of some Russian scientist looking at a babby Mammoth that has been found and a tag on the side of the video says that they are hoping to use this to help clone Mammoths again!
Isn't "baby mammoth" an oxymoron? Shouldn't the correct term for the newborn offspring be something like a "tiny" and perhaps a young adult should be called something like a "moderate" or "bulky"?
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I think it would be best to start with cloning extinct plants before animals.
Two reasons, there should probably be something for the mammoths to eat, and if a plant is annoyed at you, it can't trample you into a damp smudge on the floor.
I remember hearing something on the news last year some time - I only know because I had to explain to my mother why I found it so funny - which would place me in NZ & thus was before the end of May last year.
It seems like scientists showing off 'Lets bring back a mammoth - 'cause we can!'
Good enough reason in my book. I do a number of things because I can....
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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
Mammoths are thought to be an easier option than dodos. There are loads of mammoth corpses on ice up in the arctic, which would make a plausible source of dna. There are few bits of dodo left lying around - a few bones, which tend to be comparitively dna-poor and the desicated Oxford Dodo, and similar specimines - drying out ain't good for dna either.
Rob
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That statement is either so deep it would take a lifetime to fully comprehend every particle of its meaning, or it is a load of absolute tosh. Which is it, I wonder?
Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
You'd probably also need something to carry the fetus and give birth to it, and we have all sorts of handy elephants. I don't know anything about how it works with birds, but it seems to me it might be more difficult to get the DNA into an egg appropriate to hatch a dodo?
maybe if you could breed a big enough pigeon... Or an emu/pigeon hybrid, with atomic supermen to guard it, with cannons in their chests and laser beams where there eyes should be...
Pick me! I want to be one of those guys. Always wanted a really piercing gaze....
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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
Look at you birthdate and you see the reason for that thinking. :P
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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland