<Conceals remaining continental cheescake. Puts it in the treehouse>

<Consigns diet to that area of brain where unpleasant thoughts live and sneaks into treehouse.>

thanks ffor the welcome and the pie i will have it with my porridge and toast
i dont get on the p c a lot at the mo cos im reading first amoung sequels and u know u cant put fforde books down or the come in and start rebuilding them before ur done

Porrige and pie on toast? I like that idea. I wonder if you could add a marsbar and deep fry the lot...

Sorry I had to leave the room for a bit...had to make sure my son and his wife were settled in a college before school starts.

deep fried mars bar hyper activity a certainity there

Cure for dry cake - soak in sweet or med dry sherry. When you can suck it up a straw, filter through wafer and throw cake away. Drink filtered liquor.

Can be done also with mint flavoured drinks but they work best on chocolate cake.

Also honoured to communicate with small number of monkey descendents to whom the writings of the Fforde are of value.

May I suggest, if not already known, the scribes named Pratchett T; Rankin R; and Holt T.

All are known and have followers in this location....

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

And so did sayeth the faithful.
"It's your round, I think..."

Time for talking toot, methinks

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My computer beat me at chess, but I won at kickboxing

It's my round what?

It's my round, please?

Pizza?

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Pizza pie?

Fried porridge anyone? Family favourite!

That is just Malichious....

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

I'm willing to share chocolate ripple cake if anyone is interested - that should keep the sugar levels up nice and high.

<Zooms over to the rabbit, plate and spoon in hand>

FRIEND!

Only if chocolate ripple cake is free range.

Really, I bought some mushrooms the other day and they had flat edges. I had never thought of there being battery mushrooms. Imagine their poor lives, raised in crates with out enough room to develop their own personalities. I bet if you put one to grow in an unrestricted place the offspring would cluster together. It may take several generations to break this man-made imposition on the basic personality of the mushroom.

Apparently the white tasteless ones were originally a genetic mutation from swiss brown mushrooms. Why are they so popular? Brown mushrooms taste better! I like free range mushrooms personally, enough space for the mycelium or however it is spelt to run rampant.