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Posted by: Shakespeare (---.socal.res.rr.com)
Date: September 01, 2007 03:39AM
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/26/2007 04:51AM by Shakespeare.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/26/2007 04:51AM by Shakespeare.
Re: Home of Offtopic
Posted by: OC Not (---.socal.res.rr.com)
Date: September 01, 2007 05:52AM
Zaphod's approval figures are decreasing --release the hounds!!!!!
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 09/01/2007 05:58AM by OC Not.
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 09/01/2007 05:58AM by OC Not.
Re: Home of Offtopic
Posted by: bunyip (---.as1.adl6.internode.on.net)
Date: September 01, 2007 06:57AM
Thirty days has September
Aprille , June and no wonder
All the rest have eggs for breakfast
except grandma who rides a bike.
Small enquiry:
Is title of form read:
a: Oh ff topic
b: off topic
c: off to pic
d: Off to P, I C
e: some other way?
Aprille , June and no wonder
All the rest have eggs for breakfast
except grandma who rides a bike.
Small enquiry:
Is title of form read:
a: Oh ff topic
b: off topic
c: off to pic
d: Off to P, I C
e: some other way?
Re: Home of Offtopic
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: September 01, 2007 07:34AM
my favourite is the the one starring Gene Wilder
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My computer beat me at chess, but I won at kickboxing
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My computer beat me at chess, but I won at kickboxing
Re: Home of Offtopic
Posted by: OC Not (---.socal.res.rr.com)
Date: September 01, 2007 07:53AM
"wilder? you are joan wilder??!! joan wilder the novelist??"
Re: Home of Offtopic
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: September 01, 2007 11:11AM
No wilder than the novelist who lost shelf space to Wayne Rooney's autobiography.
Re: Home of Offtopic
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (149.135.107.---)
Date: September 01, 2007 02:39PM
Which of course, scratched the shark's knee. The purple one is good.
Re: Home of Offtopic
Posted by: 198505 (---.cable.ubr04.pres.blueyonder.co.uk)
Date: September 01, 2007 07:11PM
I'll have the green eggs and ham.
No not purple, green
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Blood! Death! War! Rumpy pumpy! Triumph!
No not purple, green
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Blood! Death! War! Rumpy pumpy! Triumph!
Re: Home of Offtopic
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: September 02, 2007 11:01AM
Bring on the empty horses
Re: Home of Offtopic
Posted by: bunyip (---.as1.adl6.internode.on.net)
Date: September 02, 2007 12:14PM
Sorry, no horses or entrees.
Would empty vol e vants do?
Would empty vol e vants do?
Re: Home of Offtopic
Posted by: robert (61.88.131.---)
Date: September 03, 2007 01:04AM
Any sort of vole would have to be suspected of potentially clashing with the curtains.
Re: Home of Offtopic
Posted by: OC Not (---.socal.res.rr.com)
Date: September 06, 2007 02:45AM
Sharks have knees? Does that mean kangaroos have dorsal fins?
Vole-y species interaction, batman!
Vole-y species interaction, batman!
Re: Home of Offtopic
Posted by: Barefoot Andy (195.188.86.---)
Date: September 06, 2007 08:33AM
Sharks only have knees when they eat kangaroos.
Re: Home of Offtopic
Posted by: xmorpheus (193.95.170.---)
Date: September 06, 2007 08:52AM
is it me or are the surreal threads starting to outnumber the real ones?
Not that I object - just curious ;) :p
Not that I object - just curious ;) :p
Re: Home of Offtopic
Posted by: HouseInTheWoods (81.102.13.---)
Date: September 06, 2007 09:24AM
These aren't my crayons!
Re: Home of Offtopic
Posted by: xmorpheus (193.95.170.---)
Date: September 06, 2007 09:33AM
Another point. If this post is off topic and you post an off topic comment, then surely the comment is actually on topic for an off topic thread and therefore is not actually off topic at all.
Re: Home of Offtopic
Posted by: The Cookster (217.154.169.---)
Date: September 06, 2007 09:48AM
I once found a dodgy hazelnut in a bar that I bought in the local tuck shop and that put me off Topic for a while.
Re: Home of Offtopic
Posted by: Barefoot Andy (195.188.86.---)
Date: September 06, 2007 10:15AM
Must we stay off the original topic, or just where the topic would have drifted if left to its own devices? We'd have been talking about something else by now anyway. So being on the original topic is fine.
Re: Home of Offtopic
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (149.135.107.---)
Date: September 06, 2007 02:01PM
speaking of drift, how fast do glaciers move?
Re: Home of Offtopic
Posted by: Barefoot Andy (195.188.86.---)
Date: September 06, 2007 02:33PM
According to my calculations and estimates, approximately 2.1 mLoLdVML/BtVSe, though some can go as high as 20 mLoLdVML/BtVSe, when in strong current.
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