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Richard III; We look for an improvement in Richard this term. He has been discontented all winter.
Billy Bunter; Still no signs of improvement. Has been in Lower Remove for 94 years now.
Zaphod Beeblebrox; Discipline - poor. Persists in talking to himself in class.
The Invisible Man; we hope to see more of him this year.
Long John Silver; John is very lazy. If we wants to pass his CE, he'd better hop to it. Keeps cribbing off other boys. He cannot keep using his friends as a crutch. Seems to have a chip on his shoulder.
Cassandra; Keeps handing in work before it has been set. Claims this is not cheating, but we don't believe her.
Odysseus; Keeps getting lost on way home from school.
Avon; There is such a thing as too much dark sarcasm in the classroom.
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I am very interested in the Universe. I am specialising in the Universe and everything surrounding it. - E. L. Wisty
With regards to Lydia: She let her project on 'Army Officers' get rather on top of her, and I was concerned that she spent too much time discussing the privates below the officers concerned for a young lady. I'm not sure I will ever be able to think of the phrase 'officer's mess' in quite the same way again.
Others:
Oedipus - I'm concerned that Oedipus has got some kind of complex.
Hamlet - Spends too much time in art lessons choosing which pencil to use.
Godot: Poor attendance.
Quasimodo: Seems rather enthusiastic for the bell at the end of the day, and always seems to have the hump.
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Rodion Raskolnikov: Very intelligent, but extremely self-obsessed. Takes a very long time to be affected in any way by punishment.
Rincewind: This boy will go far and fast, but he really needs to learn how to spell.
The Librarian: A great reader, but needs to stop aping the older boys. If he does not develop more ambition he will eventually find himself working for peanuts.
Esmeralda Weatherwax: Errrrr... no problems. None whatsoever. Of any sort. At all. Um... would you please ask your daughter to stop looking at me like that?