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Re: The Secret Life of Toast
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au)
Date: October 14, 2007 07:54AM

With any luck.

Re: The Secret Life of Toast
Posted by: MartinB (---.cache.ru.ac.za)
Date: October 15, 2007 08:17AM

Right into you sinuses usually.

What is the plural of sinus anyway?

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Re: The Secret Life of Toast
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (58.163.131.---)
Date: October 20, 2007 12:17PM

Sinai?

Re: The Secret Life of Toast
Posted by: MartinB (---.cache.ru.ac.za)
Date: October 21, 2007 08:41AM

Hmmm.... Could explain their commanding presence.

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"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
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Re: The Secret Life of Toast
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (149.135.105.---)
Date: October 21, 2007 01:03PM

And the tablets.

Re: The Secret Life of Toast
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.rivernet.com.au)
Date: October 22, 2007 02:42AM

Argh! Hayfever! die! Blows nose.

Re: The Secret Life of Toast
Posted by: OC Not (---.238.61.41.ptr.us.xo.net)
Date: October 23, 2007 09:03PM

Argh! Wildfire droppings! Blows nose.

(Speaking of which, had oodles of fun yesterday helping my friend evacuate her horses. Horses do NOT LIKE FIRE.)

Re: The Secret Life of Toast
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.rivernet.com.au)
Date: October 24, 2007 03:57AM

MMmm, yes I should think not! Who does like bushfire? It is scary when you are out in the bush somewhere and there are fires even remotely nearby, not even the coast is safe!

Re: The Secret Life of Toast
Posted by: bunyip (---.as1.adl6.internode.on.net)
Date: October 26, 2007 02:20PM

Most animals don't like fire....but the horses I have had to help with in fires have evacuated themselves, usually all over the one place it was safe to walk.

I think that this year we are going to be in for a big big barbeque of bushland, forest and grazing country animals. If you like your roadkill in three dimensions and barbequed come to sunny Oz.

PS. For those who don't know Oz we can have a blazing holocaust in Sydney and the other state capitals may have nothing to contend with. From London to Bristol is 80 miles, but its 600 from Sydney town to Melbourne. We have had fires that burned from Sydney to Melbourne. My father fought the one in 1936/7 and I think that there was another that nearly reached all the way about 20-30years ago. Anyway, a few good sparks and a good northerly and Oz will have a fire sale. Hopefully we don't get another Ash Wednesday again.

Re: The Secret Life of Toast
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (149.135.105.---)
Date: October 27, 2007 07:29AM

How are the fires in Merka going atm? Are they still largely out of control?

Re: The Secret Life of Toast
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.rivernet.com.au)
Date: October 29, 2007 03:28AM

We had land that almost was burnt in Ash Wednesday. I know someone who lost a lot back then.

The Secret Life of Toast
Posted by: zendao42 (---.bhm.bellsouth.net)
Date: October 29, 2007 06:43AM

At the risk of being on topic, there's a lot of toast in Coupland's new book, THE GUM THIEF-
actually, there's quite a bit of scotch, too...

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Re: The Secret Life of Toast
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.rivernet.com.au)
Date: October 30, 2007 03:11AM

Reminds me of a short story called The Great Chewing Gum Rescue.

Re: The Secret Life of Toast
Posted by: OC Not (---.238.61.41.ptr.us.xo.net)
Date: October 30, 2007 05:10PM

How about Jean Van Leeuwen's 'The Great Cheese Conspiracy'? Although as a kid I always thought 'The Great Christmas Kidnapping Caper' was funnier.

That wasn't remotely on topic, was it? Oh well, if you've got 5-7 yr olds around, read these books aloud to them. They laugh their little you-know-whats off.



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Re: The Secret Life of Toast
Posted by: bunyip (---.as1.adl6.internode.on.net)
Date: November 11, 2007 01:20AM

And there's always 'The Magic Pudding'

Re: The Secret Life of Toast
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.its.monash.edu.au)
Date: November 12, 2007 04:50AM

Never got into that one.

Re: The Secret Life of Toast
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.ispone.net.au)
Date: November 17, 2007 02:04PM

LOVE the magic pudding! The man was a genius.

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