Flock and Roll.
Rack and Roll.
Huey and the Ewes.
"Please Refleece Me"
"Fleece Fleece Me"
Sonny and Shear
"Dock of the Bay"
"Wooliam Tell Overture"
"Doing the Lambeth Walk"
"The Loin Sleeps Tonight"
The Bleatles
Abba Toir
"The Baa Baa of Seville"

...Phew, that feels better.


Go on, admit it, you laughed at least once.

Dunno, I was too busy sneezing to laugh- stupid sinuses...

Seems like HAYSEED DIXIE ought be showing up about now:

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Seriously, you must hear them do "War Pigs"!

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War Pigs?

"Twist and Snout"
"Hock Around the Clock"
Porkie and Bess
"Tie a Yellow Rib Around the Old Oak Tree"
Kylie Minhog
"When Irish Sties are Smiling"
"She's Sow Fine"
Gary Litter
"Crackling Rosie"
Johnny Trottern
"If I Were A Rich Ham"
"Tie me Kangaroo Down Snort"
"Styway To Heaven"
Rasher Bilk
Hoggie Carmichael

So you're like the Weird Al of the barnyard- what's your stage name?

Strange question, but Cobb & Co. is my own preference and the most modern around here.

<mightily resists the urge to start on the whole barnyard>

'Irish Sties are Smiling'

I am still laughing so hard I can hardly type....