news that makes you go 'heh heh heh!'
Posted by:
Jazz_Sue (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: December 19, 2007 12:22PM
Well yes, practically anything involving Amy-it-was-only-icing-sugar-honest-Winehouse; but you've got to hand it to our (British) Royals - they give you a laugh, don't they? Shame Thursday's world is a republic, really. Perhaps Jas could introduce them in exile, or something.
Anyway - this comes hot on the heels of yesterday's story, which is that Prince Edward is now officially a daddy (We all guessed, didn't we, after he suddenly lost the crown he's been wearing for the past ten years. He wasn't dropping big hints about who should be the next ruling monarch after all; it was just that everyone said he was impotent, so he was damn well gonna LOOK impotent) I digress ...
Did anyone see the pics of Our Glorious Queen in the papers this morning? The Daily Mail did a good one in colour - which shows up the evidence nicely. A bit too nicely, I'm afraid. I mean, far be it for me to spread rumour, and I'm sure there IS an innocent explanation, but the dear lady does appear to have acquired one heck of an impressive, er, 'bruise' on the side of her neck, doesn't she? Not an easy place to get one, under normal circumstances - just in that one area, and all. I mean, if it were Fergie, or Sarah, or any of the nubile nymphettes that have joined the family clan in recent times, you could easily see how ... I mean, come on, it's just the place where I used to ... ahem ... where you'd expect a bruise to come up after, er, I mean ... okay, I know she's had 4 kids but not at HER age, surely?
Oh, it was a boisterous corgi. Trying to get at the decorations. Ri-i-i-ght.
Look at the evidence:
That's the biggest smile she's worn all year. Almost coquetish, in fact. It's Christmas. And she was 'at home' in Buck house when the said 'injury' took place - I take it Phillip was there as well. With a big glass of mulled wine for after she'd mucked out the horses, no doubt.
Although... there's no sign of Phillip in the photo. And the paper does just mention the, er, bruise first appeared after Her Maj had been in, um, 'audience'. With the King of Tonga.
That's a very BIG smile she's wearing. Gives a whole new meaning to the term, affairs of state. Heh heh heh indeed.
I tell you this much - pearl necklaces or no, that ain't no corgi bite she's wearing.