Mary Poppins.
What's my prize?

Well, that joke's been around way longer than Mary Poppins, but okay, here's your prize: a year's supply of toenail clippings!

You lucky boy! Do not eat them all at once....

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

My nails (fingers and toes) are quite attractive, I've been told. I was once asked if I filed them and I replied, "Nah. I just clip 'em and throw 'em away."

thereby adding countless years to the Landfill Deconstruction Sequence

And making it very easy for the voodoun curse-makers.

Only if they know that they are yours.

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

I could just- I mean, *they* could just curse everyone until they get a result.

Ya. This whole shave your heads to show support for cancer sufferers is just a gimmick innit?

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Isn't cursing everybody until they get a match the way the tax department does it? I wondered how come their efficiency had improved.