And just think, you were *so* close to inventing deep fried coke...

Is it bad that I want to try that now? Has anyone else done it?

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

No, but it sounds very much like what I could hear coming from inside the locker room when the Murrumbidgee Team were doing their warm ups for the State finals of the wind-breaking championships last year.