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skiffle (---.range217-44.btcentralplus.com)
Had a lovely time staying with Jon and Claire over night of McCartney gig. Thanx *so* much guys; I was treated like a queen. There was just one minor hiccup...
After showering the next morning, I started to pack my rucksack. I picked up the small plastic bag that had yesterday's knickers in...except they weren't there ! What ?
Frantic searching all around bedroom. Checked rucksack a couple of times, looked in bed, looked under bed. Knickers have completely and inexplicably vanished.
Go downstairs and confide that I have lost knickers. (Sooo glad Jon had gone to work)
Claire looks horrified . "Oh gosh, I thought they were mine !"
Claire elaborates to effect that her small white dog has a compulsion to steal knickers. The dog had got upstairs and had my knickers when Claire found her. Not knowing dog had been in my bedroom, Claire assumed the knickers were hers. Knickers duly returned amid much laughter.
And I thought the cats were bad !