Re: If Hitler had won the war
Posted by:
Jazz_Sue (---.bb.sky.com)
Date: June 17, 2008 11:26AM
I should have added, I don't do philosophy, phd mathematics equations, or the rewriting of quantum physics principles. I struggle over words with more than seventeen syllables. I am not like you guys.
I should also have said, Fred Bassett for President.
Point is, yes I voted Tory to annoy my parents, I buy the Mail because it annoys my mother and besides, I read it mainly for the animals. People are so damn boring, all that death and disaster ...
Aw, come on, the ducklings story was cute! Especially the bit where, having followed her offspring's progress through several miles of underground sewer,'cross roads, railways, and chinese takeaways, Mama finds herself and her babies 'rescued' by a well-meaning local with a fishing net and, for the sake of safety, transported to a nice safe location near ... Northampton airport. Cue: sound of rapidly escalating jet engines, loud surprised squawk in several octaves, sad little cloud of feathers cascading from rapidly extinguished jet exhaust ... Okay, so I made that last bit up, but do you see where I'm going here?
Maltese terrier story on Monday - sad and tragic demise of pooch, after being sucked into the workings of a road sweeping truck. Location: New York.
Maltese Terrier story Tuesday: Dog suddenly finds itself several million dollars worse off after the family of property billionairess Leona Helmsley contested the will. Location: New York. Tough little blighters, aren't they?
See, the serious, Socialist Republic papers have really boring animal stories, all about the demise of world polar bear populations and so on, whilst the Mail has ones you can put cartoon pictures to, even when there aren't any. Admitedly, you can do that with a lot of the human stories too, but I'm not THAT sick (Gordon Brown's exploding underpants - gaaaaahhhh)