Serious Nextian universe leakage warning!

PM George Brown speaks on his resemblance to Heathcliff.

[news.bbc.co.uk]

Welcome, lenborje!

Have some fruit, or a bit of cake, or possibly even some pie if you're feeling lucky!

Poor, poor Gordon.

One of those 'why does this not surprise me?' moments. Our universe is becoming more and more Nextian by the day.

Grrrrrrr, don't get me started on W*ther*ng H**ghts...



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Further Nextian leakage - Did anyone else spot that Nicole Kidman has named her new baby girl Sunday?

Man, that kid is gonna get it rough at school!

"So what did you do on Sunday?!"

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Her favourite song will be 'Mamas and Papas' singing 'Monday, Monday'

<thinks: Nicole had no trouble with this one. Perhaps previous problems with shortarse were his. Maybe reality rejects Hubbardinan vision of universe>

<ontology wins!>

<or maybe cross species breeding is not yet a tried and tested matter, no matter how many septics are abducted by aliens and submitted to invasion of privacy acts>

<wonders if anyone has thought that alleged aliens are actually members of nutcase 'religious' group performing illegal biological experiments on homo sapiens?>

That kid had better just get, "No, I was born on a Monday" tattooed on her forehead now to stave of the inevitable questions.

But when was she conceived?

I recall an actress by the name of 'Tuesday Weld'

This poor kid is going to be 'Sunday Urban' which makes her sound like a unit of the local public transport system.

Still it's better than Sunday Cruise.

For those with a memory of offcolour jokes of years gone by it leads to the school kids being late as they were up Cherry Lane.