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String! Oh, that brings back memories of my first job; going round all the farmers in the district buying their second-hand fence-post holes. I used to slice them up on the bacon-slicer, tie string around the slices and sell them to the local fishermen for nets. I got really good at pulling them straight out of the ground, but every once in a while I'd bend one and have to grind it up to sell as yacht fuel. Ah, string.
Oh, can I define string? Well, after being covered with little bits of tangled string for most of my life I'll have to say that I'm a frayed knot.
Edited to shout at some kids on my lawn.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/30/2013 01:27PM by MistyCat.