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Posted by: Kettle of Fish (---.eburwd5.vic.optusnet.com.au)
Date: December 06, 2003 07:28AM
I was thinking more along the lines of not stopping with the application of pain until the recipient was soft and spongy, not unlike a marshmellow.
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The inimical is often more instructive than the benign.
So between screams, try to pay attention.
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Posted by: Kettle of Fish (---.eburwd5.vic.optusnet.com.au)
Date: December 19, 2003 05:13PM
Useful? That word makes me nervous.
It's the word that people use when saying things like, 'hmm, I wonder if this food is poisonous. Hey, the cat will come in useful.'
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The inimical is often more instructive than the benign.
So between screams, try to pay attention.
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Posted by: Kettle of Fish (---.eburwd5.vic.optusnet.com.au)
Date: December 19, 2003 06:35PM
I am in no way scared. Not at all.
But I CHOOSE to stay under this table.
Post Edited (12-19-03 19:35)
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The inimical is often more instructive than the benign.
So between screams, try to pay attention.
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Posted by: Kettle of Fish (---.eburwd5.vic.optusnet.com.au)
Date: December 19, 2003 06:39PM
Hey! It's cold at the moment and I am shaking to keep warm. Purely a comfort thing.
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The inimical is often more instructive than the benign.
So between screams, try to pay attention.
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Posted by: Kettle of Fish (---.eburwd5.vic.optusnet.com.au)
Date: December 19, 2003 07:19PM
Merely the far-away look I get when I daydream. And I find this spot under the table the perfect place for daydreaming.
Post Edited (12-19-03 20:22)
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The inimical is often more instructive than the benign.
So between screams, try to pay attention.
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Posted by: Kettle of Fish (---.eburwd5.vic.optusnet.com.au)
Date: December 20, 2003 08:09AM
*eep*
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The inimical is often more instructive than the benign.
So between screams, try to pay attention.
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Posted by: Kettle of Fish (---.eburwd5.vic.optusnet.com.au)
Date: January 01, 2004 07:07AM
Maybe we can put the t-shirt and baseball cap on a chair as a decoy and run away?
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The inimical is often more instructive than the benign.
So between screams, try to pay attention.
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Posted by: Kettle of Fish (---.eburwd5.vic.optusnet.com.au)
Date: February 21, 2004 11:49AM
Yes, the high pitched screaming quality to that utterance does seem to suggest such an opinion.
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The inimical is often more instructive than the benign.
So between screams, try to pay attention.
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