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Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doo: really really messy.
The sound and fur: a documentary about putting guinea pigs through mangles
The Invisisble Ma: "I'm going to see your teacher about this mark, but he wont see me!"
A Clockwork Orang: The moving tale of a mechanical ape, struggling to find meaning in a fleshy world
The Satanic Verse: A limerick for the Dark Lord
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What about the film, starring Samuel L Jackson, as a construction worker, who can't get to the blueprints of the building he is working on, because of his fear of elongate legless carnivorous reptiles. Snakes on a Plan
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