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Nothing to it really.
You just start on the inside and work your way out but stop while there's still a bit left.
Your decent sort of elephant chappy won't mind this at all (and, indeed will keep on grazing, drinking at pools along the velde and occasionally rutting) so long as you steer clear of his major organs and such.
Besides what would you put on your passport, imagine how much longer imigration at JFK would be if you had "quantum elephant hollower" down as your occupation.
Although, you could convert the trunk into quite a good gun barrel....
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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
Behind the ears. Which, naturally enough, are used to steer.
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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
Who said anything about arms? The elephant has a trunk. It does not need arms....
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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland