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For future reference, a quantum elephant measure twelve rhubarbs on this revolutionary new scale. A similar teaspoon measures two hundred rhubarbs and the Bermuda Triange nine rhubarbs.
<EgonSpengler, fine purveyor of utterly useless information>
Perhaps the new Bunyip is from the planet Reverso (a theory first explored in Superman and later refined in an episode of Seinfeld) and is *Reverso Bunyip* (the opposite of the real Bunyip).
We'll know for certain if he starts making complaints about naughty innuendo, which the real Bunyip would never do. Let's try an immediate test:
I say, I say, is that a doodle you've been drawing Bunyip?