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For this year's virtual fforum pantomime of Aladin we have so far cast
Evil Genie: Switchbadger
Pantomime Dame: robert
Silhouette: SkidMarks
Pantomime Elephant: Speckles
Chorus: Little Gegs
Since last years casting director is currently in hiding with the WI Victoria Sponge Cake judge, there will be no auditions this year, please invent any part that takes your fancy.
I'm sure anybody that remembers the terribly quick costume changes, that were in danger of blighting last year's performance, will join me in urging everybody to sign up.
Hmmm.... I will be the henchman. I have been practicing my henching.
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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
Pity there isn't a role as hedgeman. That would give me even more of an excuse to write "The Little Book of Haberdashery, Topiary and Vector Calculus."
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You can't spell "fundamental" without "fun", "damn" and "mental."
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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
Incidentally, does anyone actually feel like writing this?
It could be amusing....
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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
Evil Genie: Switchbadger
Pantomime Dame: robert
Silhouette: SkidMarks
Pantomime Elephant: Speckles
Chorus: Little Gegs, old mother geg.
Henchman: MartinB
Cowardly Lion: EgonSpengler
Flying cyberman/bunny: Cannibal Rabbit.
Three operatic tenors.
BK: Aladin or Jasmin TBC
Props Dept: ibborobb
Props:The Magic Book of Haberdashery, Topiary and Vector Calculus.
Mobius lamp crafted from washing up bottles.
False moustaches - various.
Rug.
Tumbleweed.
Tree.
Policeman's helmet
Magician's tuxedo on a bush shaped like like a scarecrow
(All donations gratefully received.)
Sets and scenery: BibwitHart
Script writing:
Propose that in a spirit of shorter more user friendly threads, script writing takes place in another thread. (MartinB over to you?)
Director: Mr de Mille
Edited 7 time(s). Last edit at 11/26/2009 09:23AM by geg.
What the heck. I will see if I can write something. Only have exams on right now, so plenty of free time. (No, really...)
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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
Is slightly alarmed to discover that Pantomime is going to be filmed this year, Hopes Mr de Mille is too busy looking through the viewfinder to notice that there is no plot, no script and no principal characters.