*unleashes the squirrels*

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

<throws nuts>

<Wonders why all the 'men' involved are wearing short skirts and somewhat slutty boots. Decides that this club is awesome.>

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Part time Quantum Elephant hollower

<makes bad pun about BibwitHart and speckled-toed>

Gosh, you dirty-minded cads you!

<sees squirrel with goatee beard ... wonders if it's auditioning>

<sees squirrel with goatee beard under office desk>

Pass the alphabet grenade please. If it goes off, it could spell disaster.

Ouch!!

The spirits of The Goons/Twice a Fortnight/I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again found safe and well in Notts.

It's from Tim Vine actually. A lesser-known contemporary legend.

One of my faves of his is "I have spent the afternoon re-arranging the furniture in Draculas house… I was doing a bit of Fang-Shui"

"I have a neighbour who worships exhausts pipes; He's a Catholic converter."

"I was in a Chinese restaurant when a duck came up to me with a rose and
said: 'Your eyes sparkle like the stars'. So I said to the waiter: 'Excuse me, I ordered aromatic duck"

(O.K. it's a bit long for a one-liner)

As an aside, did you know that quite a few of Tim's jokes were great favourites of Tommy Cooper?

Be careful. That rumour has been around for a while and caused much controversy and trouble.

You may be right: I have seen that some of his one-liners were used in the stage-show about TC and it may well be those that I remember. Ah well, it looks like another evening will be spent watching the TC videos and TV dvd!

I like Victor Borge's puntuation skit. I was 10 when I first heard it and couldn't stop laughing.

Who's on First anyone?

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Yes, that's right.

90 Day Alert.

A little under three months ago, the Cowardly Lion was seen rising through the stage floor to disappear in the region of the ceiling. A slight aberration in the Constellation of Leo indicates a possible reappearance 90 days after the last known sighting.

Be Alert!
<i> Note: Casting for the part of the Lert is now closed. </i>

Its not going to end well is it?

<Dons safety helmet and attempts to construct soft landing out of unwanted squirrels>

Please ensure that only grey and black squirrels are used: red squirrels are ALL wanted.