New users: Please register in the usual way and then send an email to jasper(at)jasperfforde.com with your username, and write something 'Ffordesque' so we know you are a real reader, and not some idiot trying to flood the forum with dodgy Nike and Gucci gear. Thank you - Jasper
<sits down at writing desk. Writes 'dear spammers, see what you did just then? This is why we can't have nice things.'>
<adds obligatory rant featuring battlestar galactica, Nazis and conspiracy theories, wraps around a brick. Ties with awful emo poetry and lobs out window.>
<waits for pie>
I think puppies love spam, so training them should be easy. But I don't want to clean up after them after they eat that much spam, so... maybe nevermind.
I wonder if they are making shoes out of all the spam they are generating?