I have a feeling that Bunyip is a lint covered jelly baby that has been floating around in Dr (Tom Baker) Who's pocket. Full of charm once you get past the rought furry exterior.

Could possibly be like a sherbert lemon: sour to begin with but then utterly addictive.

What about skidmarks?. Perhaps a liquorice comfit: sweet and soothing but
sometimes unexpectedly moving.

I'm more likely a liquer chocolate - outwardly sweet, but full of alcohol.

What utter nonsense, SM isn't a sweet at all - just a pie marked S for Sweetie.

I tried to respond to being called a 'sweetie' earlier but the Universe conspired against me. I'm not paranoid - I'm not even a single noid.

I confectionary terms I would like to think of myself as being like the bowl of chocolate created by Chaos at the end of 'Thief of Time'except with less praline but a tad more nougat with a hint of mint.


But I'm not.

PH, wherever you are!

Are we going to get a revised update or Version 1.2 in modern jargonspeak?

Or have you been seriously afflicted by the dreaded 'having to work for a living' virus?