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Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: bunyip (---.plain.net.au)
Date: July 05, 2013 06:12AM
....and the barman says: tabouli, or not tabouli, that is the question.
some mayonaisse runs into the bar....
some mayonaisse runs into the bar....
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: OB (---.range86-152.btcentralplus.com)
Date: July 05, 2013 03:28PM
Oh blimey, not again. The times I've told that delivery bloke to pour it into the container provided.
A delivery bloke walks into the bar and ....
A delivery bloke walks into the bar and ....
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.skybroadband.com)
Date: August 07, 2013 11:13PM
..the barman says "Round the back for you sonny."
A double entendre enters the bar and the barman says (again0 ...........
A double entendre enters the bar and the barman says (again0 ...........
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: August 08, 2013 12:34PM
to the Bishop.
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So Anne Boleyn walks into the bar...
Part time Quantum Elephant hollower
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So Anne Boleyn walks into the bar...
Part time Quantum Elephant hollower
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Lymond (195.171.4.---)
Date: August 08, 2013 02:18PM
...and the barman says "Pint of Guinness, no head?"
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So Thomas Cromwell walks into the bar...
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So Thomas Cromwell walks into the bar...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: OB (---.range86-149.btcentralplus.com)
Date: August 10, 2013 10:47AM
Thomas Cromwell walks into the bar and the barman says " Got a special offer on this evening Tom. Bring up the bodies and (h)all you can wolf for 17-99"
A famous author walks into the bar....
A famous author walks into the bar....
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Lymond (195.171.4.---)
Date: August 15, 2013 12:10PM
...and the barman says "I hope you're not here to start a write!"
So Ramses II walks into the bar...
So Ramses II walks into the bar...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: August 15, 2013 12:56PM
and the barman says you can leave the funny looking dog outside.
So Jon Pertwee walks into the bar ...
So Jon Pertwee walks into the bar ...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: MistyCat (122.58.102.---)
Date: August 17, 2013 02:27PM
... and the barman says, "Worzel it be, Doctor Pertwee?"
Karl Wallenda abseils into a bar...
Karl Wallenda abseils into a bar...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: bunyip (---.plain.net.au)
Date: August 27, 2013 04:23AM
and the barman says: You're the greatest Dane we've had here since Hamlet.
So an honourable lawyer walks into the bar....
So an honourable lawyer walks into the bar....
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: SkidMarks (62.6.182.---)
Date: August 27, 2013 09:03AM
.. and the barman says nothing' because like everyone else, he cannot see him.
So, an honest banker walks into the bar...........
So, an honest banker walks into the bar...........
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Lymond (195.171.4.---)
Date: August 29, 2013 10:38AM
<Could you explain what an honest banker is? I don't think I'm familiar with the term>
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: mr puniverse (---.meb800.vic.optusnet.com.au)
Date: August 29, 2013 04:54PM
An honest banker is also known as the loan arranger
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: bunyip (---.plain.net.au)
Date: August 30, 2013 05:29AM
...listens acutely for next lead line.
realises that it isd a nonaural thread and looks for new feed line apart from the feedlot full of azbominables.
realises that it isd a nonaural thread and looks for new feed line apart from the feedlot full of azbominables.
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: SkidMarks (62.6.182.---)
Date: August 30, 2013 09:49AM
So, Charles Bukowski walks into a bar..........
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Lymond (195.171.4.---)
Date: September 11, 2013 11:10AM
...and the barman says " Don't try... that poetry stuff here!"
So Percy Shelley walks into the bar...
So Percy Shelley walks into the bar...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: September 13, 2013 01:22PM
and the barman says ".. we don't serve freelance layabouts in here, unless you've got money. And where's Fran?"
So Dante walks into a bar ...
So Dante walks into a bar ...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: bunyip (---.plain.net.au)
Date: September 16, 2013 05:46AM
..,. and the barman says: if you spill some drink don't leave any circles on the bar. It spoils the finish and you'll be danmed in hell for it.
So Rod McBan walks into the bar.....
So Rod McBan walks into the bar.....
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.10-3.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: October 06, 2013 04:04PM
i have to admit that not only do I not know who Rod McBan is or was, but I cannot find anything about him. Is he someone world famous in Oz?
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: October 07, 2013 11:34AM
...and the Barman says "we'll have no stroon dealers here. Here's a beer"
So Alfred Wainwright walks into a bar....
Rod Mcban
So Alfred Wainwright walks into a bar....
Rod Mcban
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