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Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.10-3.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: October 08, 2013 08:53AM
...and the barman says "Hi Alfie, did you walk far?"
So, Mike Harding walks into the bar........
(thanks for the link, CR. Now I know.)
So, Mike Harding walks into the bar........
(thanks for the link, CR. Now I know.)
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: bunyip (---.lns3.way.bigpond.net.au)
Date: October 14, 2013 02:46AM
and the barman says: have a vodka. Volga Olga will be here shortly.
So,Bluebottle enters the bar (clad in mum's old drawers) and the barman says....
So,Bluebottle enters the bar (clad in mum's old drawers) and the barman says....
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: bunyip (---.lns3.way.bigpond.net.au)
Date: October 14, 2013 02:46AM
and the barman says: have a vodka. Volga Olga will be here shortly.
So,Bluebottle enters the bar (clad in mum's old drawers) and the barman says....
So,Bluebottle enters the bar (clad in mum's old drawers) and the barman says....
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: OB (---.range109-145.btcentralplus.com)
Date: October 15, 2013 12:32PM
Winter draws on, do you want a warm Eccles cake with your beer
A vision in pink enters the bar and the barman...
A vision in pink enters the bar and the barman...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.10-3.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: October 15, 2013 05:19PM
...and the barman says "Written any good books, Barbara?"
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so, a George R.R. Martin walks into a bar............
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so, a George R.R. Martin walks into a bar............
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: OB (---.range86-178.btcentralplus.com)
Date: October 16, 2013 04:33PM
And the barman says "Sorry mate, there's a meeting of the characters from some book called Game of Thrones so service will be a bit slow tonight and tomorrow. Also there's no seats except that rusty old thing made of swords over there."
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: bunyip (---.sml9.way.bigpond.net.au)
Date: November 01, 2013 04:25AM
So an invisible unicorn from a philosophy debate walks into the bar......
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginm.net)
Date: November 04, 2013 10:57AM
So its a whisky for the white horse but what do all those angels dancing on the end of your horn want?
So Medusa walks into the bar....
So Medusa walks into the bar....
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: OB (---.range109-150.btcentralplus.com)
Date: November 04, 2013 11:29AM
And the barman says "Stone me!"
One of Medusa's snakes slithers in and the barman tries to say...
One of Medusa's snakes slithers in and the barman tries to say...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: MistyCat (122.58.102.---)
Date: November 15, 2013 07:35AM
"Sorry, go to Amsterdam if you want to get stoned."
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And the barman says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve faster than light particles here."
A tachyon walks into a bar...
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A neutron walks into a bar...
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And the barman says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve faster than light particles here."
A tachyon walks into a bar...
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A neutron walks into a bar...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: OB (---.range86-149.btcentralplus.com)
Date: November 15, 2013 10:23AM
And the barman says Make your mind up Matey: the world's ending in 5 minutes.
A sci-fi addict walks into a bar and the barman says
A sci-fi addict walks into a bar and the barman says
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: bunyip (---.sfl9.fli.bigpond.net.au)
Date: January 06, 2014 09:10AM
Oh, I don't know. What does he say?
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.10-3.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: January 07, 2014 11:26AM
A sci-fi addict walks into a bar and the barman says "The Doctor was/will be here soon/yesterday. Do you/did you want to meet him?"
So, a bug-yed monster walks into the bar and the barman says ..........
So, a bug-yed monster walks into the bar and the barman says ..........
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: bunyip (101.103.156.---)
Date: January 28, 2014 12:11AM
...sorry, sir of madam or other, you are in the wrong joke. May I suggest something by Larry Niven?
So a completely normal strawberry blonde haired young lady walks into the bar and the barman says......
So a completely normal strawberry blonde haired young lady walks into the bar and the barman says......
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: mr puniverse (---.meb800.vic.optusnet.com.au)
Date: April 28, 2014 04:43PM
"I think you may be a pigment of my imagination
A man with a three legged table under his arm walks in and the barman says....
A man with a three legged table under his arm walks in and the barman says....
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: OB (---.range86-169.btcentralplus.com)
Date: April 29, 2014 07:09PM
LOOKS AS IF THE ENTERTAINMENT FOR TONIGHT IS OFF. I must have been labouring under a mis-apprehension when I ordered the Platters Trio.
A midwife walked into a bar ....
A midwife walked into a bar ....
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: May 18, 2014 07:45AM
And the barman said 'You're waiting to see if the head comes down?'
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So Kitsune walked into the bar, and the barman said...
Part time Quantum Elephant hollower
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So Kitsune walked into the bar, and the barman said...
Part time Quantum Elephant hollower
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: May 20, 2014 12:28PM
... a foxy french band that should liven things up.
So Richard Nylon walks into the bar, and the barman says ...
So Richard Nylon walks into the bar, and the barman says ...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.10-3.cable.virginm.net)
Date: May 30, 2014 09:42AM
.... please remove all headgear when entering this emporium.
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So, Hilaire de Chardonnet walks into the bar, and the barman says.....
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So, Hilaire de Chardonnet walks into the bar, and the barman says.....
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: OB (---.range86-134.btcentralplus.com)
Date: June 03, 2014 09:12AM
The barman says " Try this new take on Guinness : slides down the throat like silk. Almost as good as the real thing."
Nick Farage enters a bar and....
Nick Farage enters a bar and....
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