I update this page quite often so check back now and again. As usual, please call the venue to check times and dates before you set out just in case I get struck by lightning or something.

Updated 14th Jan 2015: Leeds, leominster, Bristol, Poland.


March 2015, Dubai, UAE:
2nd to the 8th: Emirate Airlines Festival of Literature. Festival Website

March 11th 2015, Leeds, UK:
Headingley Festival Festival Website

April 24-26, 2015, POLAND:
Fantasy Conference in Poznan to coincide with Song of Quarkbeast in Polish. TBC

May 2015, Swindon:
Fforde Ffiesta V - Ten year anniversary event, 23-24th May

June 5th, Leominster, UK:
Leominster Festival Festival Website Talk after competition results, possibly 7:00PM TBC.

June 19th to 21st 2015, Winchester, UK:
Winchester Writer's Festival Festival Website Probably a masterclass on Sunday. TBC.

September 26th, Bristol, UK:
Bristol Con. One day SF and Fantasy conference. Festival Website Various events, all TBC.



March 02031:   Asteroid belt and Saturn (technology permitting) More details TBA.
October 02042:   81-year-old Fforde talks to other members of old people's home: "I used to be a novelist, no really, I did. Is it lunchtime?" More details TBA.
July 02175:   Semi-lifelike cloned Ffordesque replicant to tour Gamma Quadrant in the Cygnus Cluster. More details TBA.
Setember 03431:   Much improved Fforde cloned back to life to face execution for sedition; all works consigned to erasure.
Janfebry 008910:   Last evidence of Fforde's books vanish forever with the removal of the 'Formerly Thursday Street' plaque from what is now W23-61 Rd in the conurbation known as EuroWest-79.
00012972:    Visiting archeologists from Thraal-7 discover incomplete copy of Well of Lost Plots from excavation in landfill. Deciphering takes seven hundred years and a further four hundred years of academic scrutiny before being accepted as historical fact.