Just when you thought it was safe to go back onto the fforum...
Posted by:
poetscientistdrinker (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: November 29, 2002 12:35AM
<HTML>I have a feeling this will require another apology, but I don't care. Again, put your handbags in a neat pile and enjoy.....
The plots surprising,
Metaphors are getting low.
According to all bookstores,
The page is the place to go.
'Cause tonight for the first time,
Around about half past ten,
For the first time in history,
I'm joining jurisfiction.
Jurisfiction! Hallelujah!
Jurisfiction! Amen!
Going to jump into a page, Gonna get myself script'd,
Those textrunners are going to get whipped!
Jurisfiction! Hallelujah!
Jurisfiction! Every plot's a gem,
Romances, histories,
Plays and poems, biographies!
God bless all the authors,
For giving us all our work to do!
They give us our pages,
And leave us all the bloopholes too.
We'll fight Bowdlerizers,
And the Baconian curse,
Though we hate reading Farquitt,
You've got admit that Tom Holt's worse...
Jurisfiction etc...
And you know the worst bit - I didn't even have to check the lyrics.
Ooh deary me....
<i> For the musically dumb/stupid/Bea the burnt out joyridden wreckage was formerly 'It's raining men' by the Weathergirls. NOT anything to do with that god-awful Halliwell thing </i></HTML>