Well if its not a potato it must be Smash.

0) It is vegetable.
1) Would it fit into a typical bread box? Yes.
2) Is it a hot potato? Literally, no.
3) Is it alive? No.
4) Is it potato chip based? No.
5) Is it potato based? No! Enough with the potatoes already!
6) There is no Smash. Please let the memory be taken.

Some precision will be required in the final guesses.

OK.

"Smash"

Is that a reference to the TV thing wot I had to google keyword "Marilyn Monroe" wot I no nuffink about, or sumpfing else. On second thorts, I donwonna no. Consider the memory... Wot? Me? Nah.

Would it fit in my pocket?

0) It is vegetable in origin.
1) Would it fit into a typical bread box? Yes.
2) Is it a hot potato? Literally, no.
3) Is it alive? No.
4) Is it potato chip based? No.
5) Is it potato based? No! Enough with the potatoes already!
6) There is no Smash. Please let the memory be taken.
7) Would it fit in your pocket? Yes. Assuming you have pockets.

8) Is it edible - that is would a person want to eat it?

0) It is vegetable in origin.
1) Would it fit into a typical bread box? Yes.
2) Is it a hot potato? Literally, no.
3) Is it alive? No.
4) Is it potato chip based? No.
5) Is it potato based? No! Enough with the potatoes already!
6) There is no Smash. Please let the memory be taken.
7) Would it fit in your pocket? Yes. Assuming you have pockets.
8) Is it edible? Yes, it is happily edible.

As pies are not exclusively vegetable and it is not potato-based but edible, it must be a croquette. no, hang on, their may be some potato in that, so

9) is it bread based?

edited due to components of a croquette



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/09/2013 06:17PM by SkidMarks.

0) It is vegetable in origin.
1) Would it fit into a typical bread box? Yes.
2) Is it a hot potato? Literally, no.
3) Is it alive? No.
4) Is it potato chip based? No.
5) Is it potato based? No! Enough with the potatoes already!
6) There is no Smash. Please let the memory be taken.
7) Would it fit in your pocket? Yes. Assuming you have pockets.
8) Is it edible? Yes, it is happily edible.
9) Is it bread-based? No, it does not contain bread.

10) is it cocoa based?

0) It is vegetable in origin.
1) Would it fit into a typical bread box? Yes.
2) Is it a hot potato? Literally, no.
3) Is it alive? No.
4) Is it potato chip based? No.
5) Is it potato based? No! Enough with the potatoes already!
6) There is no Smash. Please let the memory be taken.
7) Would it fit in your pocket? Yes. Assuming you have pockets.
8) Is it edible? Yes, it is happily edible.
9) Is it bread-based? No, it does not contain bread.
10) Is it cocoa-based? It does have a cocoa-based component.


Halfway there... But you're getting closer.

11) Chocolate covered strawberries?

0) It is vegetable in origin.
1) Would it fit into a typical bread box? Yes.
2) Is it a hot potato? Literally, no.
3) Is it alive? No.
4) Is it potato chip based? No.
5) Is it potato based? No! Enough with the potatoes already!
6) There is no Smash. Please let the memory be taken.
7) Would it fit in your pocket? Yes. Assuming you have pockets.
8) Is it edible? Yes, it is happily edible.
9) Is it bread-based? No, it does not contain bread.
10) Is it cocoa-based? It does have a cocoa-based component.
11a) Is it chocolate covered strawberries? No.
11b) Is it strawberry covered chocolates? No.

Is it a Mars bar?

0) It is vegetable in origin.
1) Would it fit into a typical bread box? Yes.
2) Is it a hot potato? Literally, no.
3) Is it alive? No.
4) Is it potato chip based? No.
5) Is it potato based? No! Enough with the potatoes already!
6) There is no Smash. Please let the memory be taken.
7) Would it fit in your pocket? Yes. Assuming you have pockets.
8) Is it edible? Yes, it is happily edible.
9) Is it bread-based? No, it does not contain bread.
10) Is it cocoa-based? It does have a cocoa-based component.
11a) Is it chocolate covered strawberries? No.
11b) Is it strawberry covered chocolates? No.
12) Is it a Mars bar? No, how could you suggest that? Revolting things. Bleuch.

Is it Dame Blanche (or whatever it is called in english)?

(I admit it is an awesome idea in combination with question 7)

0) It is vegetable in origin.
1) Would it fit into a typical bread box? Yes.
2) Is it a hot potato? Literally, no.
3) Is it alive? No.
4) Is it potato chip based? No.
5) Is it potato based? No! Enough with the potatoes already!
6) There is no Smash. Please let the memory be taken.
7) Would it fit in your pocket? Yes. Assuming you have pockets.
8) Is it edible? Yes, it is happily edible.
9) Is it bread-based? No, it does not contain bread.
10) Is it cocoa-based? It does have a cocoa-based component.
11a) Is it chocolate covered strawberries? No.
11b) Is it strawberry covered chocolates? No.
12) Is it a Mars bar? No, how could you suggest that? Revolting things. Bleuch.
13) Is it Dame Blanche? No, it is not a Belgian hot fudge sundae.

Hmm... I thought it would be easier...

Is it chocolate-covered chocolate on a chocolate base, covered with chocolate-based chocolate coating?

Is it seasonal ?

0) It is vegetable in origin.
1) Would it fit into a typical bread box? Yes.
2) Is it a hot potato? Literally, no.
3) Is it alive? No.
4) Is it potato chip based? No.
5) Is it potato based? No! Enough with the potatoes already!
6) There is no Smash. Please let the memory be taken.
7) Would it fit in your pocket? Yes. Assuming you have pockets.
8) Is it edible? Yes, it is happily edible.
9) Is it bread-based? No, it does not contain bread.
10) Is it cocoa-based? It does have a cocoa-based component.
11a) Is it chocolate covered strawberries? No.
11b) Is it strawberry covered chocolates? No.
12) Is it a Mars bar? No, how could you suggest that? Revolting things. Bleuch.
13) Is it Dame Blanche? No, it is not a Belgian hot fudge sundae.
14) Is it chocolate? No, see answer 10 and then to page 5 for the next part of the adventure!
15) Is it seasonal? No. In either sense of the word.

16) Chocolate hobnobs