0) Largely vegetable but with vital mineral content.
1) Is it normally found in a normal home? No, but there would not necessarily be anything abnormal about a house in which it was found.
2) Is it bigger than a normal 800g loaf? No - it would fit inside my breadbox.
3) Is it man made. Yes.
4) Is it edible? Probably, but I'd have to be pretty hungry before I found out for sure.

Is it a tool?

0) Largely vegetable but with vital mineral content.
1) Is it normally found in a normal home? No, but there would not necessarily be anything abnormal about a house in which it was found.
2) Is it bigger than a normal 800g loaf? No - it would fit inside my breadbox.
3) Is it man made. Yes.
4) Is it edible? Probably, but I'd have to be pretty hungry before I found out for sure.
5) Is it a tool. No.

Is it combustible?

0) Largely vegetable but with vital mineral content.
1) Is it normally found in a normal home? No, but there would not necessarily be anything abnormal about a house in which it was found.
2) Is it bigger than a normal 800g loaf? No - it would fit inside my breadbox.
3) Is it man made. Yes.
4) Is it edible? Probably, but I'd have to be pretty hungry before I found out for sure.
5) Is it a tool. No.
6) Is it combustible? Yes.

Would you expect to find it for sale at the corner store?

0) Largely vegetable but with vital mineral content.
1) Is it normally found in a normal home? No, but there would not necessarily be anything abnormal about a house in which it was found.
2) Is it bigger than a normal 800g loaf? No - it would fit inside my breadbox.
3) Is it man made. Yes.
4) Is it edible? Probably, but I'd have to be pretty hungry before I found out for sure.
5) Is it a tool. No.
6) Is it combustible? Yes.
7) Would you expect to find it for sale at the corner store? No.

Darn. I was hoping for a "Yes".

Does it have moving parts?

0) Largely vegetable but with vital mineral content.
1) Is it normally found in a normal home? No, but there would not necessarily be anything abnormal about a house in which it was found.
2) Is it bigger than a normal 800g loaf? No - it would fit inside my breadbox.
3) Is it man made. Yes.
4) Is it edible? Probably, but I'd have to be pretty hungry before I found out for sure.
5) Is it a tool. No.
6) Is it combustible? Yes.
7) Would you expect to find it for sale at the corner store? No.
8) Does it have moving parts? Yes. Parts of it can be moved.

Is it alive?

0) Largely vegetable but with vital mineral content.
1) Is it normally found in a normal home? No, but there would not be anything abnormal about a house in which it was found.
2) Is it bigger than a normal 800g loaf? No - it would fit inside my breadbox.
3) Is it man made. Yes.
4) Is it edible? Probably, but I'd have to be pretty hungry before I found out for sure.
5) Is it a tool. No.
6) Is it combustible? Yes.
7) Would you expect to find it for sale at the corner store? No.
8) Does it have moving parts? Yes. Parts of it can be moved.
9) Is it alive? No.

Is combustibility vital to its purpose?

0) Largely vegetable but with vital mineral content.
1) Is it normally found in a normal home? No, but there would not be anything abnormal about a house in which it was found.
2) Is it bigger than a normal 800g loaf? No - it would fit inside my breadbox.
3) Is it man made. Yes.
4) Is it edible? Probably, but I'd have to be pretty hungry before I found out for sure.
5) Is it a tool. No.
6) Is it combustible? Yes.
7) Would you expect to find it for sale at the corner store? No.
8) Does it have moving parts? Yes. Parts of it can be moved.
9) Is it alive? No.
10) Is combustibility vital to its purpose? No.

So, it's not a tool but is also not meant to be edible. It's therefore decorative?

Is it decorative?

0) Largely vegetable but with vital mineral content.
1) Is it normally found in a normal home? No, but there would not be anything abnormal about a house in which it was found.
2) Is it bigger than a normal 800g loaf? No - it would fit inside my breadbox.
3) Is it man made. Yes.
4) Is it edible? Probably, but I'd have to be pretty hungry before I found out for sure.
5) Is it a tool. No.
6) Is it combustible? Yes.
7) Would you expect to find it for sale at the corner store? No.
8) Does it have moving parts? Yes. Parts of it can be moved.
9) Is it alive? No.
10) Is combustibility vital to its purpose? No.
11) Is it decorative? No.

Hello, joining in, not asking in case it uses a q.

12) Does it use or produce electricity

0) Largely vegetable but with vital mineral content.
1) Is it normally found in a normal home? No, but there would not be anything abnormal about a house in which it was found.
2) Is it bigger than a normal 800g loaf? No - it would fit inside my breadbox.
3) Is it man made. Yes.
4) Is it edible? Probably, but I'd have to be pretty hungry before I found out for sure.
5) Is it a tool. No.
6) Is it combustible? Yes.
7) Would you expect to find it for sale at the corner store? No.
8) Does it have moving parts? Yes. Parts of it can be moved.
9) Is it alive? No.
10) Is combustibility vital to its purpose? No.
11) Is it decorative? No.
12a) Can I join in? Yes, and to make you feel extra welcome you have been given two free questions.
12b) Does it use electricity? NO. The one I've described definitely does not, but I believe there are versions that do.
12c) Does it produce electricity. No.

Is it composed mainly of wood?

0) Largely vegetable but with vital mineral content.
1) Is it normally found in a normal home? No, but there would not be anything abnormal about a house in which it was found.
2) Is it bigger than a normal 800g loaf? No - it would fit inside my breadbox.
3) Is it man made. Yes.
4) Is it edible? Probably, but I'd have to be pretty hungry before I found out for sure.
5) Is it a tool. No.
6) Is it combustible? Yes.
7) Would you expect to find it for sale at the corner store? No.
8) Does it have moving parts? Yes. Parts of it can be moved.
9) Is it alive? No.
10) Is combustibility vital to its purpose? No.
11) Is it decorative? No.
12a) Can I join in? Yes, and to make you feel extra welcome you have been given two free questions.
12b) Does it use electricity? NO. The one I've described definitely does not, but I believe there are versions that do.
12c) Does it produce electricity. No.
13) Is it composed mainly of wood? No. Well,indirectly I suppose.

The answer to 13) points me thoughts towards paper. Could the mineral content be ink, perhaps? 12B) points towards a book, but 1) almost certainly excludes that.

Q14 Is it an advertising leaflet?